The Goose & The Crow

Dark and twisted songs, not for the faint hearted

[Vintage Keys Studio @vintage_keys]

What's this? A reissue of @goose_crow's 1st album... Remastered and expanded and then shrunk a bit?

Yes. Completely recorded here by us, using our #harpsichord, double bass, #lowrey dso-1, Leutke piano, 1960s… https://t.co/o1GiHUEQt3

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

@cabinetrooms @Anna_Mazz Accurate.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

True or false?

Muesli is a by product of coffin making

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

The Goose particularly enjoyed these poisoned grapes freshly picked from the vine. #halloween #poisoning #thegoose #goosecreature #thegooseandthecrow dontpanicgeorge @railwaylive https://t.co/By165ckCyB

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

We had the most marvellous evening in our regal looking nest @railwaylive last night for the Victorian Parlour of Horrors. Fabulous performances from @gofftree themanticmuddlers… https://t.co/XoZzeUFJ97

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

Come to a Halloween like no other @railwaylive tomorrow night. Festivities start at 7.30 and tickets are freeeee mwa ha haaaaaaaar 😈

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

Stuck for music ideas this #Halloween? Fancy something different? Why not liven up any social gathering by playing this in the background... 💀 https://t.co/dNCFYDLTyX

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

Welcome to the next chapter of #thesinistersongbook from #thegooseandthecrow 🐦 🦅 📖
#victorianstyle #cabaret #darkhumor #blackcomedy #familyportrait #crowlesque #hireusforyournextevent… https://t.co/mY0sjMA7ts

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

@TubaLibres I knew we could count on you to deliver. Already have (F) You.

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

Does anyone have any other suggestions of words and meanings being altered by mentioning a chord beforehand, for example; (A) Noose, (E) Sea, (Bb) On My Back, (F) Fluent ...

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

#Repost @proudcabaret with get_repost
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Who’s ready for #Halloween 🍸🍾🎃🧛🏼‍♂️🧟‍♂️🦇🐀🍾🍸
@BrightonProud @proudcabaret @proudembankment @stanmerhouse
The biggest and best Halloween Parties in… https://t.co/NvY7Z5YxrL

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

From high above the needle of
Salisbury Cathedral
Come bellowing the fearsome winds of change.
Whilst gazing at this vista
I find this piece of history
Responsible for making me deranged.
#constable #thegooseandthecrow

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I went down to Salisbury
To listen to the choir,
A pair of Russian tourists
They were staring up the spire,
Staring up the spire, they were,
Silent and aghast,
Against the sky, hurtling by,
A piggy flying past.

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

What an excellent stage adaptation of @TheLeagueofGent tonight @BrightonCentre. Bravo!! 👏🏻 👏🏻 We particularly admired Auntie Vall’s harmonium.

[The League Of Gentlemen @LeagueOfGentlem]

Well, things finally started going my way ladies and gentlemen. In 84 both our mothers got badly sick, mine, thank God, she got better. But yours DIED didn't she Mike? Didn't she?

Yeah, I won that. At least I won the mums!

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

This evening we are at the very fine @Nightingale_103 establishment #thenightingalehotel. The Swann has dressed in the Crow’s colours this evening in honour of his appearance. Another… https://t.co/eVDhymPhPt

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

Want to be haunted in your home by The Goose and The Crow? A tiny stock of our Ltd edition CDs are left https://t.co/lwDCfCbmcA

[The Goose & The Crow @goose_crow]

@Abigail_ish @GuildfordFringe @StarBackroom Thank you for letting us entertain you! 🐦 🦅

[F Herzog @filipobh]

Fantastic evening with @goose_crow @StarBackroom with @GuildfordFringe watch them if you can.... Fab!!!

[Guildford Fringe @GuildfordFringe]

TONIGHT... The Goose and The Crow. 7.30-8.30pm The Back Room of the Star. Dark, twisted musical musings on humanity. Victorian dress and lyrics not for the faint-hearted... @goose_crow @TheBackRoomGU1 #GuildfordFringe https://t.co/yYdnl0e0Gn

[Guildford Fringe @GuildfordFringe]

Next week... The Goose and The Crow. Mon 23 July 7.30-8.30pm The Back Room of the Star. Dark, twisted musical musings on humanity. Victorian dress and lyrics not for the faint-hearted... @goose_crow @TheBackRoomGU1 #GuildfordFringe https://t.co/yYdnl0e0Gn