Nick Michael

If you’re not a gopher you’re the enemy. Better dead than red. Sue is a girls name. #InBrettWeTrust

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@HockeyGuy33MN @TonyLiebert He turned down NHL jobs because he’s not fucken leaving you dumbass. If he was willing to leave he would’ve left for the freaking NHL. The job is highly desirable but it isn’t the best job in the whole freaking world.

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Nobody wants to skate with you after tonight’s piss poor performance. #whatwasthat #embarrassing

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Grab your skates and hit the ice with the team! Join us for the annual "Skate with the Gophers" after Saturday’s game.

Don’t miss your chance to meet the team and make memories at 3M Arena at Mariucci!

🎟️ Get your tickets today: https://t.co/gwYy8lVqxa

#PrideOnIce

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Idk if I can watch this team again.

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Body bag.

[Gophin' Around @GophinAround]

Since Wisconsin hockeys last NCAA tournament win (2010), Minnesota has:
-4 Frozen Four appearances
-7 conference titles
-12 NCAA tournament wins
-35-18-6 record against the badgers

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@ElFrijolBlanco @GameNotesBud Homecoming this weekend, would they rather compete with other pro sports on Thursday, or compete with the football team Saturday…

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Light crowd in Mariucci tonight but good energy

[Mariucci Maniacs @MariucciManiacs]

Got a lot of homework this week, so I’m not gonna be able to make a hype video for the season opener, but uhhh here’s this I guess…

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

WE GOT CULVERS ON NIGHT ONE!!

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@Pwan2020 @Mariucci_Guy “Daddy UND”

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@Disch_InTheVOX @StateOfHoppy He also played for Cincinnati

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@kames774 @THEOttoJohnson This rocks.

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@ElFrijolBlanco @Mariucci_Guy Your logo is literally the United State Postal Service.

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota.

Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them.

For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites.

In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease.

By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment.

Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up.

Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built.

By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender.

The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t.

Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door.

Fuck you, Pohlad family.

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@BarstoolUMN “And that’ll be another 3 and out for Iowa”

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Now go get Freddie Schneider. Lock down the top talent in MN and it doesn’t matter if you aren’t spending hundreds of thousands on Canadians. #letbobcook

[The Future of Pride On Ice @FutureGophers]

🚨🚨CO〽️〽️ITTED🚨🚨

LUCA JARVIS IS A GOPHER!!!!

‘09 Forward from Stillwater had 67 points in two years for the Ponies. Will play in the USHL next season for Youngstown.

Very skilled offensive player with high upside!

Congrats to Luca & Family! RAH!!!

[Koi Perich @koiperich3]

🃏

[Koi Perich @koiperich3]

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[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Good to see Bob make a move.

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Welcome to the Gopher family, @f_mclaughlin2! 〽️

#PrideOnIce

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

@MLandsbrown @mnwild Thank you Martha!!

[Nick Michael @gopheraddicts]

Is Connor Norby a @mnwild fan???

[Connor Norby @norby_connor]

Hey @NHL make it a little more obvious that you want Vegas to win. How many penalties are you not going to call? It’s up to atleast 5 already