They should make a version of Google Gemini for people with hundred year old houses. "Critical Safety Issue ๐จ" etc. Calm down, Google. See that black soot? It means the breaker still works.
A haunted house but for homeowners where there are mysterious whiffs of wet wood, light switches that seem to have a delay, and mysterious noises coming from random appliances. Maybe a Marley ghost visit in the middle of the night because he's "got some ideas for the house". ๐ฎ๐ป
๐ Never ask:
1) a woman her age
2) a coworker their IQ
3) someone from Huntsville, Alabama why they have so many incredibly authentic German restaurants