That one guy.

I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day and these motherfuckers are still trying to bring out the demons in me. . .

[emily @emnode]

@mask_bastard That's Shane Gillis

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Realest thing I’ve read today

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@Google do you think we didn't know what we downloaded? Why in the actual fkkk would you take up this much space to tell us that....

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@realDonaldTrump Man... Fema has done so well for the South in recent history. Don't worry boys and girls, we're saved.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

I found @Shanemgillis hunting

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Bro made a friend

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

The “Left” is pissed off a “Nazi” killed an innocent White woman.

The “Right” is pissed off a Libtard White Woman tried to kill an ICE officer.

In reality, hardly anyone is being deported, virtually no one is being held accountable for widespread fraud, and the Jews are still running the country…

[BigNoseKate @bignosekate77]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become, all because of snowflakes.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@JaqubAjmal Mine won't restart. It just turns off and sometimes won't boot without trying a few times. It was fine before last update. (0g ps5) @PlayStation

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@GarethEvansYT I thought this was you at first. Love the new guitar covers. Been following since the gaming days. Merry Christmas brother keep it up.

[Max Leverage (Prediction Market Trader) @tradewithmaxx]

The year is 2028

The unemployment rate is 99.7%

You receive your $700 universal basic income from the government

You have 3 days to gamble it on a prediction market to make your $2,800/mo rent on a studio apartment 70 miles outside Tulsa, Oklahoma

If you can’t quadruple the money, the government seizes your clothes and send you to be on Season 9 of Beast Games

The loser of the season is hunted alive by the elites for sport, live streamed on TikTok

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@SonofManwithus Er than aids.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@AntiWokeMemes I was 100 % this was a uighur weeeger just trolling. The Mrs frizzle glasses are a nice touch.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@luisjgomez Let's get him to fund it if he's actually legit. After all, it is all of our money however you slice it. @MarkZuckss #skankfest

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@Matt_Pinner Inspirational. I can't even move like that and I'm 200 lbs lighter.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@Strictlyirene Fuck

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

I'm doing a challenge called "November"--it's where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@thattomjohnson You gotta make a video.

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@ryanlongcomedy Ryan it upsets me that you're Canadian because you get it way better than most Americans. That's my clever way of saying thank you. Eh

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@sizzle_sarah Lickerish

[That one guy. @goregonight]

@DooM49 I feel like this as well. I thought it was just me