petepetepete

miSFit and future eccentric billionaire. enjoying vices and collecting stories. according to my degree im a scientist..

[petepetepete @gorillaPete]

Craft perfect tweet while in shower, get out of shower, instantly forget tweet. #firstworldprobs

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

you don’t get to do this. you don’t even want him to play for Team USA.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Go back and watch this fight now and you’ll realize that even two decades later it’s still better than 90% of the heavyweight MMA we see now.

[Andrew B @AGaggleOfKids]

I mean, come on.

How often does your sporting team cut away to commercial, only to show a live shot of your team’s stadium and surrounding city view that looks like something out of a movie?

@OracleParkSF is simply the best there is.

#SFGiants

[petepetepete @gorillaPete]

Last night I got the most sleep I’ve gotten in one night in… weeks? Months? Life with a toddler will definitely age you

[Dr. Afua Nicki 🇬🇭 @nickirich14]

I need people to understand that about 60% of homeless people are employed but just don’t make enough to afford housing and that’s the real issue

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

“The Giants optioned Bryce Eldridge to Triple-A”

[Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @PeterHotez]

Seriously? I make low-cost vaccines that reached 100 million people, bypassed big pharma, didn’t make a dime, and saved 300,000-500,000 lives, and they focus on a junk food joke I made 6 years ago, this Rogan crowd, a bunch of candy-ass lightweights

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

Blank check

[petepetepete @gorillaPete]

A couple more pints a few more Irish ballads of freedom and I might find myself ranting on Facebook and attempting to estrange myself from my fascist leaning family and acquaintances…

[nyara @nyaraVT]

> bombs Iran
> oil prices go up
> “why would Biden do this”

[petepetepete @gorillaPete]

Now you’re getting it. And Joe thinks he super smart but doesn’t realize that he’s made friends with the owners of basically all social media, so there’s no way his algorithm is being manipulated and weaponized against him cuz they’re HIS FRIENDS..

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

I genuinely think Theo is too stupid to realize he’s been indoctrinated by Nazi propaganda.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

call the school for what dweeb ass nigga

[day ྀི @nicospickles]

THE SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN A PLAYOFF SPOT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019

[petepetepete @gorillaPete]

@chefjoseandres And before that, it was @MuwekmaTribe land, before the Spanish came looking for gold and souls

[Daniele Bolelli @DBolelli]

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." William Shakespeare

"The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters." Antonio Gramsci

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Epstein clients arrested: 0

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally 2026.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

49ers fans after watching Kittle get carted off…

[Joey 🇪🇸 @suzukiplshomer]

LBGTQB1 JUST ENDED YOUR SEASON 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂