Matt Jones

IT manager for K-12 school district. Amateur photographer. Foodie. Ex-VMUG leader. Geek. PTO hoarding doomsday prepper.

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

I was true to my word: https://t.co/rHpKO12ZH8

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

Due to my lack of account, please stop sharing your Mastodon URLs until next week. Thank you.

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

I wonder what I have in my clipboard. https://t.co/wO4gtCTDhP

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

omg they made bootleg merch ❤️❤️❤️

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

@BringDaNoyz This is a wild reference to randomly see. My partner and I *still* refer to him after watching a few episodes on a whim.

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

@Lyssbobimbo Thank you Greece

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

We're eating real good this week 🍴🤤

[Dropout @dropout]

Presenting: the biggest week in Dropout's existence 👇

🎬M: @GameChangerSam Ratfish BTS
🔊M: @MakeSomeNoiseDO Season 3 Premiere w/ The Noise Boys
🤐Tu: @DontLaughNews w/ @vicmmic, @GrantOB, @ChestangRaphael, and @samreich
💥Wed: @dimension20show Never Stop Blowing Up premiere

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

Absolutely incredible. Such a joy and an honor.
Wowwwwwwwwww

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

Hhhnnnggg. The 80s vibes are immaculate.

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

💥DIMENSION 20: NEVER STOP BLOWING UP

🍿New season premieres June 26th on @dropout

🕶️Starring @BrennanLM, @agbeardsley, @IfyNwadiwe, @rosabelland, @rekhalshankar, @alexsongxia, and @JacobWysocki

#Dimension20 #NeverStopBlowingUp

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

@DrewStubbmuffin This news has caused stress and anxiety in our office. Thank you for your determination and investigative reporting on this important matter.

Super Sticky Full Stick @Postit Notes are the new pandemic toilet paper. Shocked our amazing admin asst noticed and stocked up in time.

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

@DrewStubbmuffin This news has caused stress and anxiety in our office. Thank you for your determination and investigative reporting on this important matter.

Super Sticky Full Stick @Postit Notes are the new pandemic toilet paper. Shocked our amazing admin asst noticed and stocked up in time.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

THOUSANDAIRES is now on Dropout!

One of my favorite ever premises, brilliantly showrun by Jess Ross and directed by @marissahigh, with too many other folks to credit -- to say nothing of our genius cast and their genius ideas.

A silly, fun, *expensive* celebration. Enjoy! 💰

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

Me: JD is the only man that can make guyliner look bad.
@Lyssbobimbo: Feels like a hate crime this close to Pride.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

That’s Numberwang!!!!!!!!

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

I'm dying now that this finally made it to more outlets and even After Midnight.

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Incredible.

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

We had an accidental tribute to Akira Toriyama in the latest episode - thanks to @JacobWysocki

#GameChanger

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

Who's ready for tomorrow?

#SamSays3
📷 @KatersTweets

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

@hankgreen Can I get a little clap?

[Eric Smooth @ericthesmith]

Only one who could do it is @SarahSquirm

[katiebakes @katiebakes]

this genre of vessel was the Stanley tumbler of the early 90s

[Matt Jones @gorillapond]

@patrickcotnoir @samreich Patrick: GLTS on Um Actually when?