Kapil Chaudhary

X over ex

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Just like the trend of former political leaders are always put behind the bars by ruling governments, We, the youth of India, solemnly resolve to bring back one day, the practice of Guillotine to make peace and settle our scores with the present rulers and raptors of the nation.

[Jaiky Yadav @JaikyYadav16]

मुझे बहुत आश्चर्य होता है कि

इस बाबा को वो सब लोग भी नशेड़ी और गंजेडी बोल रहे हैं जो ख़ुद

पार्टियों में बैठकर 50 हज़ार की शराब एक रात में गटक जाते हैं,

अबे पहले स्वयं को नशामुक्त करो तब देना किसी और पर ज्ञान,

हो सकता है यह बाबा नशा करता हो मगर इसका मतलब यह तो नहीं उसकी अच्छाइयों को भी नशे के तले दवा दिया जाए?

दुनिया में कोई भी व्यक्ति परफेक्ट नहीं होता है, सबमें कमियां होती हैं तो इस बाबा में भी होंगी लेकिन

ख़ुद के घर शीशे के होने पर दूसरों के घर में पत्थर नहीं फेंकते हैं महोदय!

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[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

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[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

@HansrajMeena Dekho dekho kaise sab gyaani ho gye achanak se.

IIT Baba ganja peeke bhi logical baat kr rha h to inko problem hui aur vo anpadh baba kabse ganja peeke faaltu dhong kr rhe h khule aam uska kya???

Mujhe to jawab de doge lekin soch kr dekho kitna doglapan kar rhe ho sab.

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Normal batsmen with textbook technique gets out on 99
Then there is @stevesmith49 with the most bizarre and unorthodox technique got out 9999.

#BGT24 #INDvsAUS @CricketAustrala

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Unpopular opinion- India lost its pride in Australia because of two #RCBian
They were never focused throughout the whole series.
The sheer audacity of over aggression and annoyance has brought nothing but humiliation and disappointment.

#BGT24 @RCBTweets @BCCI @CricketAustrala

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Do you know it's a 1-1 Rishabh Pant in Australia.
Glorious 2021/22 and Shameful 2024/25
That shot selection has cost India BGT and a place in the WTC final.

@IndianCricNews @BCCI @RaviShastriOfc @GautamGambhir

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Asking questions about railways services attracts the action of BJP IT cells by removing the tweets. Is this how democracy works in India these days??? @BJP4India @INCIndia @AamAadmiParty @PMOIndia @PTI_News @DainikBhaskar @X

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

@indianrail Why are you wasting people's precious time by halting over an hour? Is there anything good about your services? I bet you can't answer this.
#ShameOnYouIndianRailways

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

@RahulKaswanMP सबसे बड़ा सवाल - अगर आपको कांग्रेस से भी टिकट नहीं मिला तो आपका परिवार किसको वोट देगा?

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

@Nozstock e

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Suspending the whole staff is actually a great initiative.
I might go with capital punishment for SHO to oint my ailing heart.

#disgracefulINDIA

[Kailash Satyarthi @k_satyarthi]

बलात्कार की रपट लिखाने गई 13 साल की बच्ची के साथ दरोगा द्वारा बलात्कार भारत के लोकतंत्र पर लगा कलंक है। ललितपुर के थाने में मौजूद हरेक पुलिसकर्मी को निलंबित करके पूरे थाने पर कार्रवाई की जाए। मुख्यमंत्री जी, कृपया इस कलंक को पोंछने के लिए सख्त कदम उठाइये।

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Seems like The God is working overtime for @MoSalah

#RealMadridManchesterCity

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Is Guillain-Barre Syndrome actually a side-effect of Covishield or another strategy for promotion of Make in India?

@ICMRDELHI

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

@Shekh_Shashank_ Ordered before pandemic 🤭

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Sanghi people demanding twitter ban be like-

I don't want to see twitter here next time when I open my twitter.

@TwitterIndia

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

@Siddhant_Rajak Kya Yaar Baba...tussi bade majakiya ho😅

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Happy Father's Day Zindagi ❤️🙏

@Fact

[Kapil Chaudhary @gormlessgeek]

Can anyone tell what's wrong with me?

After investing in 5 cryptos, I feel a sense of joy seeing this digital currency crap dumping everyday.

@elonmusk Sir, don't let the doge out, instead kill them all.