I feel bad for all the math teachers who worked 1980’s thru early 2000’s and often told us we wouldn’t grow up and always have calculators in our pockets.
I’m out of clean underwear because my dryer broke but I need to get dressed and leave the house to get a part to fix it
Guess I’ll just die here in my dirty undies #QuarentineLife
I thought people were joking about #ToiletPaperApocalypse till I saw it myself. Why? Never needed some before you noticed you’re empty? Running water works great, worst case you just sacrifice a sock. #improvise
Dang, that @GameOfThrones episode where the things did the thing was crazy. @Avengers Endgame where the guy did the thing was wild! I was at a regatta all weekend #rowing DONT SPOIL IT FOR ME!!! #Spoilers
@UPS tried to make an erg delivery to @UTChattanooga this morning but we’re shut down for weather. I had to tell Cheryl with @concept2 in Vermont that yes, it’s 28 and sunny but we had rain last night, this is real.