gortbot 🐈‍⬛

cyberkitten currently stuck in flesh prison
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• i̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶b̶t̶w̶ nvm

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im like a tamagochi aand my owner forgot to feed me and also didnt change the battery

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Trying to figure out why you can play the entirety of SB-128 spongebob episode in a Black Ops 3 zombies map

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I hate that I have Claude's asshole on my phone

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Things I've learned since being a snobby Linux retard

- it's quite nice having a GUI notepad app like Kate rather than relying on only neovim
- KDE is nice
- having a full desktop environment on a laptop, and using server VMs for dev machines is nice
- tiling wm still better

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I start drinking and talking to Claude like "yes my good sir I hath doneth the job. Let us continue"

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Like I'm glad Pokemon GO is making you go outside but you got TWO PHONEZ each and ur just staring at them. Look at the beautiful buildings and parks or something

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Is anyone else ovulating or is it just me

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Heard a statistic that ~79% of the population pre COVID had an irl group or community and how this year that number dropped to 19% and realizing I'm part of that 60% majority

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@kupoteaa He's even got his favourite blankey 😊

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@FortniteLinux What about on Hannah Montana linux

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They should never make charge-up guns in video games ever again

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Don't call her wobblemeat bro. Shes more than that. Shes a wobblefriend.

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@catgirlprostate Only 40%?

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@BoundaryBreak @VinnyVinesauce Mom found the vinesauce drawer 😖😔

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@fleshsimulator This is like a Matan bit

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I need someone to drop an anvil on my head

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Wha..What? A, a g-girl... That loves Sanrio, pokemon, horror... and gaming?

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I felt like people online were treating The Boys like the second coming of Christ but this writing is fucking atrocious

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That human and dog meat mix they use at Burger King actually pretty good honestly

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It's hot as fuck ugh