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blue rooms and clear mountain mornings

[🐣 @JuiceKing5x]

Call me the United States the way i'm never opening up again

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

You’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta.

[RQ @ratchet_quan]

So you’re telling me my own actions caused this consequence?

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

what does he have that i don’t ...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aliens built the pyramids obv

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Taking a pic with your girl at the bar after your 15th beer https://t.co/4PrdVWWbPd

[TEKAC @RareKoolAid]

Save the bees
Plant more trees
Clean the seas
Titties

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

touch her butt and tell her u don’t trust the government

[🎚️$$hadow @KeefWithdaK]

When she keep losing her arch while u giving her Backshots

[yerd @pajamalord]

if you drink shooters you definitely steal at house parties

[Rads @_radsy]

shawty had the

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

If someone can’t swim their parents are failures

[james hart @JamesHartagram]

Check out the stinger on this bad boy

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body https://t.co/Xx0bfwa27O

[steph @steph_mcca]

are you ever like. wait i’m someone’s weird fuckin roommate