Austin Gorvett

“I’m a Chicagoan ‘til Chicago ends” | Loyola 2011

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

Gotta love it #blers

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

just as I’m starting to become super loyal to @united, Explorer card and all, they lose my daughter’s checked bag (her @doonausa trike) … and then refuse to reimburse because “strollers aren’t covered”

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@theandrewluther @WrigleyWinds annnnnnd installed ✅

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@OpenAI why can’t I rename chats that are within projects on MacOS? 😔

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@CaptainCons a @preegs5700 classic

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@TArkins

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

Just checked @flightaware to see where the PJ flying above was going…my jealousy knows no bounds 😔

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@Cardsnationjnky best fans in baseball! (choosing not to tag @preegs5700 and @jneill11 bc I don’t want them to have to see this)

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@TArkins You absolutely hate to see it. Looks like Jean Dolores will be renewing her rent-free lease in @jneill11’s dome!

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@TArkins @jneill11 @preegs5700 there he is!!! LUC’s biggest fan and a Sister Jean stan, @jneill11 👏🏻

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@greg16676935420 not to be that guy, but I was reading @MorningBrew this morning and nearly spit out my coffee...

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@theandrewluther still missing the slide btw

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@Smallzz3214 @DailyRandomCub @theandrewluther FYI

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

Me liking every tweet about Flus finally being fired

[Austin Gorvett @gorvett]

@theandrewluther @DailyRandomCub It’s only fitting that Ryan Theriot is tomorrow’s daily random Cub 🐅

[Mark Potash @MarkPotash]

The Cubs (71-66) are 40 1/2 games ahead of the White Sox (31-107) — the largest disparity between the two teams in the 124-year history of their crosstown rivalry. Yikes!

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

The White Sox are 31-100. It's MLB's worst record through 131 games in 108 years. Congratulations to all involved.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

the moon has fully orbited the earth since the last time the white sox won a baseball game

[Strokin On 35th @SoxOn35th]

TOSS THE FAKE ID 🍻

The White Sox extend their franchise-record losing streak to 21 games

[MLB @MLB]

This view of Wrigleyville.

Absolute cinema.