The Gospel of Joe

The Holy Bible is a daunting text for many, so I'm putting it into layman's terms. Hear the Word with the Gospel of Joe: the Good Book by and for Joe Q. Public.

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"Scientific" study: driving related to scarcity of virgins http://t.co/0fQHVAed

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Once upon a time some kids made fun of a bald guy so he cursed them in God's name and they were mauled by bears #biblestories #atheism

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Quiz: if a dead rat falls on a wet bag of oats, what must thou doeth to stay clean? Lev. 11 tells us http://t.co/sd8ETFAe #atheism

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In Michigan, as long as it's for religious reasons, bullying is perfectly OK. http://t.co/6FbCexzd

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Isn't it telling that insurance companies see an "Act of God" as destruction and damage, instead of loving compassion? http://t.co/5zaLLJid

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...and once again, the smell of burning meat pleased the LORD and He did come to partake in the BBQ and the People did rejoice.

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In Lev. 9, the good, wholesome people of Israel slaughter hundreds of animals needlessly and set them on fire http://t.co/sCBYIYXa #atheism

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If there's one thing the Bible has to teach us, it's that its OK to send bears to maul children who make fun of you. #kings #atheism

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Hey you miserable heathen sinhounds, if you don't know the Word, the Lord may strike you down. Save yourself! http://t.co/Pms3o7qu #atheism

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What do you call hundreds of people that worship a gross, stale old cracker? Catholic. http://t.co/R81M9GiH #atheism

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I can't afford a lamb; fortunately there are pigeons outside I can sacrifice for atonement. http://t.co/vjES4FVj #atheism

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Thank you! RT @DurjayaDee: You have a liker... I await my eternal salvation

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Prayer of the day: May your life be short and your death quick, so you can go join our great Sky Fairy in His holy kingdom. #atheism

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0 people like the Gospel of Joe. How sad. http://t.co/2JuC9sgR #atheism

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This week in the Gospel: bread like Bubbe used to make and even more great sacrificial recipes http://t.co/rZAayYTu #leviticus #atheism

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The Gospel of Joe now has a Facebook page at http://t.co/QAfYxB2j - Eternal salvation awaits those who Like.

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Mm mmm! Leviticus starts us off with some great BBQ recipes, sure to please the Lord! http://t.co/7R7tentV #atheism #recipes

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@fardarter Maybe I'll look at those for my next project :) (assuming I ever get through this tome...)

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Hmm... This throws off my no-such-thing-as-evolution theory! Darn! Back to the drawing board. http://t.co/L3f9OMof via @kottke

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@fardarter Thanks for links. Didn't know about the other books; I'm just reading thru the KJV Bible; haven't done Deut. yet.