soph ☀️

live, laugh, toaster bath 🛁

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

Friendly reminder that friendship goes both ways.

[GraceLynn @FullOfGraceUS]

When he was a fat slob and couldn't hold a job he pimped her out and she paid for his music career.
Then he turned Ultra Maga, lost the weight with drugs, and wants to trade her in for a younger woman.

I say it all the time, the harder they thump the bible, the more depraved they are. He's probably going to drop a gospel album while sleeping with teenagers.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

100%

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Too harsh or true?

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Who’s with me? 🖐️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Debate moderator Linsey Davis fact-checks Donald Trump who claimed there are abortions happening during the 9th month of a pregnancy:

“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born.”

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

PLEASE…

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

Firm believer in time not being real because I’m just shy of 3 months away from being at my job for 2 full years 🥴 gah dayummm, I guess I finally found where I am meant to be

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

Don’t ask me if I’m okay. I will burst into tears.

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

I love knowing I’m the funny friend 🤪😂 laugh with me pls, I love laughing

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

@Jade_Nichole5 🌶️

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

Persephone = purse phone @Jade_Nichole5

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

Still can’t imagine being a woman who supports trump 😂

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

#NewProfilePic

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“Cant wait for summer so i can wear nice fits”

the fits:

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

The other day at work, the new receptionist asked how my weekend was for my best friends birthday and if we had drinks. I told her we had fun, but I don’t drink and my manager goes “yeah she’s as sober as a leaf” 👀😂

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

My wish:

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

@Jade_Nichole5 WHAT AM I!?!?!?!? A JAR OF MAYONNAISE 😭

[soph ☀️ @got_malk32]

HAVING FAT PETS ISN’T CUTE.