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@NYCASP Really!?! We're being told to stay inside!

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@billmaher Yes, Bill. The art of the deal.

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@billmaher @KidRock Thanks for giving us a picture of what it was like dining with a desperate megalomaniac. But what was Trump like?

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@billmaher @KidRock Thanks, Bill. I was really looking forward to hearing about that desperate megalomaniac. Now tell us something about Donald Trump.

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@atrupar Donald Trump has integrity. On the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, he wore a black suit.

Melania wore a white gown.

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@JoJoFromJerz Cool! And his rally had the same viewership as the debate last night!

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And and and. If you want to believe that Biden is definitely strong enough for a second term (and I hope to God that he is), and that Trump’s in-your-face sociopathy will dissuade voters from voting for him, and that Biden’s listing his accomplishments will help him, especially when Trump did not utter a single word about policy, then I will show you pixies and unicorns. And they are all living in the White House with President Biden in his second term.

I completely agree with @JoyAnnReid and admire her courage to have said that on #MSNBC From their facial expression, it was apparent that everyone else wanted to say the same thing

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All over the country, liberals were watching. Laughing that Trump would so unabashedly spew falsehood after falsehood.

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And Biden. Well, maybe he looked a bit feeble, but after all, he did have a cold. And everyone would see past that. And he was finally able to present all of his accomplishments. And everyone would see that too. And besides, he got stronger and stronger as the debate progressed.

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@CitizensBank Need to pay for my mom’s nursing home. 2 branches won’t honor power of attorney. Was told she has to come in…. He is in a wheelchair. Need reasonable accommodations if you can

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@CitizensBank please help me figure out what to do with my mom. Was hoping you would make reasonable accommodations, but power of attorney was refused in two branches and I was told that she needed to come in. Explained that she is in a wheelchair, but we will try.

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@CapehartJ Oh boy.

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@nytimes I’ve never had a dog that made me play Candyland over and over again

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@washingtonpost What I fear, and what no one seems to be talking about, is how such articles may stoke homophobia

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@VP Did you critics respond to this? https://t.co/UwmpxXin4o

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@VP OK, not the most sensitive thing to say, but to you self-righteous critics out there: are you going to any barbecues? Memorial Day sales events? Your local pool that opens today? Did you tell anybody to enjoy the three day weekend?

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@AjaforCongress @VP Speaking of ignorant, please correct your grammar

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@IHGService Again, I would like to call you, but the phone number you are giving me has too many digits, so I do not know what digit to omit

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@IHGService Please send a number that has the right # of digits. I don't know what to call.