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[🦇 @gothbellaswan]

i hate being a person who menstruates and also has adhd bc wdym that even after 12 years of doing this once a month, i still can’t remember if i have a tampon in or not

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

people are saying a giant cock is headed towards florida. stay safe y’all

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“are u high?” god forbid a girl likes to giggle a lot (yes im high)

[sir lady knight @medievalmusings]

snake in the garden of eden if he was cool and his fruits were actually tempting:

[🦇 @gothbellaswan]

kinda hate that my fav band is turning into a non stop touring sell out :/

[🦇 @gothbellaswan]

the job i hate work at just got cyber attacked and i can’t stop laughing but everyone else is so pissed

[seiya @systole_]

I feel connected to every river and lake because I am also a body of water

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

*patting my pockets* oh shit.. my homunculus

[༒︎ @cinemetary]

happy father’s day to ripped madonna

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh to be a bat absolutely devouring a watermelon

[Adamant @AdamantDimak]

it’s alive the way the ocean is alive, it’s an ecosystem. bacteria. that’s really cool

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

meeee feeling unencumbered

[🦇 @gothbellaswan]

begging stephanie meyers to write spin offs about the other cullen couples PLEASE MOTHER GRACE ME