AMANDA

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

@diecruisin I have only one guess

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

heard just now:

“you know a lot of people are doing these things called zines now. you know about those?”

“oh yeah the marketing team has been talking about those a lot lately”

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

[Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @l0tswife]

this with Benadryl and a gun>>>>>>>

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how many drunk cigarettes you smoked
- if you offered others drunk cigarettes
- if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

Drake

[Off the K Kermit @doublebackracks]

I laughed way to hard at this shit

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

@ben__42069 every month

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

if you leave the toilet seat up in a public bathroom I fucking hate you btw.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

my girl listening to me work on my tony soprano impression in the shower before we head out to have dinner with friends

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

princess diarrhees

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

@diecruisin this might be the most local shit you’ve ever said

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I hate strangers. Who the fuck are you?

[grillpill 🪏 @grillpill_]

[bene gesserit voice] text me when you get home

[AMANDA @gothbitch22]

it’s always “I love you” never let’s weld ourselves into a killdozer together 😩