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[Anduril Industries @anduriltech]

Captured by Anduril's network of 400 telescopes deployed around the globe:

The second stage of the Falcon Heavy launch of ViaSat 3-F3 performing a routine thrust event. This produced a spiraled-shaped plume effect, a nominal part of operations for a successful launch of Viasat's latest satellite.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

“settling down”, as a euphemism for getting married and having kids may be the most inaccurate colloquialism of all time. i used to smoke on the couch for multiple hours a day. i was settled down. i was the maximum level of “settled down” a man can be without being in a coma.

[goth dad 🦇 @gothdad123]

@teleologyman Ezra Klein

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@JDVance @cafeviolenza Holy shit

[Joe Norman @normonics]

Don't be like this

If ticks are scary to you, ok.

But imagine being a negative Nancy on a lovely picture of someone else's children? Will never be me.

[goth dad 🦇 @gothdad123]

real https://t.co/0xDd4695zM

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@PaulMSmithphoto @UltraDane If you have the original post I can community note it

[goth dad 🦇 @gothdad123]

“Us”

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@obamna_s0da !

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Almost a quarter of my fridge is taken up by yogurt

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@egreghost Betty Crocker rarely lets me down

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welcome to my Italian bakery

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@MostlyMonkey We?

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@obamna_s0da It builds up until your testiculars catastrophically explode

[goth dad 🦇 @gothdad123]

@AdmiralQuality @CasualArtyFan Not dumb no, just curious

[goth dad 🦇 @gothdad123]

Mind if a white boy gets a little chinese this evening

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Meteor over cape cod bay yesterday

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@2Loonz

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@2Loonz El Niño brother