who am i kidding its just kit

kit! 27. local goth devil. pregaming before I have my crazy old cat grandpa phase. do the gays and dolls even use this anymore? trans dude | notkitcat on twitch

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Started a new job and everyone kept mentioning "the incident" but nobody would tell me what it was. After three weeks I finally asked directly. Turns out my predecessor had a mental breakdown and threw a printer out the second-story window. Okay, weird, but whatever. Then yesterday our printer jammed. Without thinking I said "this makes me want to throw it out the window" and the entire office went SILENT. Dead silent. Someone whispered "oh god not again." Now they think I have printer-related rage issues. I've been moved away from all windows. There's a staff meeting Monday about "workplace wellness.”

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[The Jenkins @thejenkinscomic]

1/2

[zellie @zellieimani]

Want to support a project this Juneteenth to help Black communities?

Our naloxone kiosk project is an intervention to address the racial disparity in opioid overdose deaths.

We have 5 so far. We want to expand.

https://t.co/6RtEoDUDG7

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"That's my neighbor!
I don't even know you!"

Sticker spotted in Upstate New York

[Pokémon Fangame News @PokeFangameNews]

Pokémon Banana Version is out NOW! 🍌
Features:
- Every Pokémon has been replaced by "banana"
- "Bananafied" dialogue and graphics
- Legendary banana "Hakuba"
- 1/256 shiny rate
- More

⏬️ Check it out ⏬️
https://t.co/4TJYK3dOm9

[CARI @CARI_Institute]

If you’ve been on the internet over the past five years, you’ve probably seen these “aesthetics” go viral before.

What you may not know is that all of these terms have one common origin point.

[Informational Thread]

[Catgirl x Bnuuy @CatgirlBnuuy]

Bnuuy loses her glasses

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[( •⌄• ) 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @crimson_lux]

censorship has always been used to maintain the comfort of the privileged. never stop talking about gaza and palestine

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

@tumblr Bring Him Back.

[v @desertheartss]

just found out about the official tubi pride merch that they had at weho pride😭

[daily vinesauce @dailyvinesauce]

day 431

[Abster @absterarts]

doodles of some recent jerma streams :]

[Mustafa𓂆 @MustafaAmeen30]

I swear, what scares me most right now is waking up one day to find Misho unable to open his eyes. 💔

His condition is worsening by the day; he isn't eating like he used to—it’s as if the illness has drained the life right out of him.

We have a clinic appointment scheduled for Tuesday, but I am struggling to cover the treatment costs while watching him grow weaker before my eyes in silence. 🥹

Please, if you can help with a donation—or even just by sharing this post—don't let Misho lose his life in such a cruel way.
https://t.co/xGCCiDkYXZ

[Ameen Aljbour @AljbourAmin]

For the third day, Luca hasn't eaten… 💔
Because there's no more food available, he seems to have lost hope and went out alone to find something to satisfy his hunger.

He came back to me like this… so thin, so tired, and unable to even stand.

I don't know where he's been all this time.
Seeing him like this breaks my heart… 🐾💔
https://t.co/V4kAEEKqYO

[Genevieve Ivy @NubulaGalaxie]

I could really use this care. If anyone has the means to help me, please consider it. I don’t have enough to rent a storage unit let alone eat. Most of my needs go unmet. This is one need I’m pleading someone helps me see through.
125/3k

P/V: nubulagalaxie

20 sent ln—thank u!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

So there was this woman and
She was, uh, on an airplane and
She's flying to meet her fiancé
Sailing high above the, the largest ocean
On planet Earth and she was seated
Next to this man who, you know
She had tried to start conversations
And only, really the only thing
She'd heard him say was to order his bloody mary
And she's sitting there and she's reading
This really arduous magazine article about a
Third world country that she couldn't
Even pronounce the name of and
She's feeling very bored and very despondent
And then uh, suddenly there's this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out
And they started just falling, thirty thousand feet
And the pilot's on the microphone and he's, he's saying
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Oh My God, I'm Sorry"
And apologizing and, and she looks at the man and she says, she says, she says
"Where are we going?" and he looks at her and he says
"We're going to a party, it, it's a birthday party
It's your birthday party, happy birthday darling
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much."