BILF🍆

Coolest dude I've ever met! Would definitely recommend hanging out with him!
- Rolling Stones Mag

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

Just heard you learned about the "DMV". It's not Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. It's DC, Maryland and Virginia!
@josemangin

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Jalopnik Means nothing! But customers are always right! I'm the dumbass I guess.

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Jalopnik I once went to school to learn how to be a mechanic and then got a job in a dealership. Spent almost 10 years with the brand. Had to spend almost 20k on tools and storage that I got no assistance in paying for. And then had to work late nights and weekends to make ends meet.

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Jalopnik And then deal with the MOST ENTITLED CUSTOMERS because they think everything should be cheap and how could we possibly require that much time and money. If it's so easy, YOU come back to the shop and do it! All the training and learning that I have had to do over the last decade

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@nyjets MAKE THAT CATCH A CELL PHONE BACKGROUND!

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Popeyes my wife and I went for the first time in 4 years and we were so excited to try new items! But we got home and our Mac and Cheese was missing 😭😭😭 How can we get our Mac Back???
The wings were really good though! Better luck next time I guess.

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@DrinkAriZona Dashin in Delaware just made me pay $1.59 for each can!!! Has the price changed?

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Very_NESSAsary Blissfully, we blissfully fall asleep.

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@TimFaro_98 @TravisPastrana @NASCAR Did you even watch the race? Amirola turned him 🤦🏼‍♂️

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Very_NESSAsary Early

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@Very_NESSAsary Twitter just notified me of this and I feel like I have to tweet this one time...YES YOU SHOULD! 😘

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

@krispykreme How can you do me like this??? Worked a 13hr shift and ordered some of those awesome chocolate doughnuts right before you closed and you send me the wrong ones and a missing one😭😭😭

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

THAT I PAID OVERNITE COSTS FOR!!!!! @UPS you have let me down severely. Not only holding my time hostage but my document with VERY sensitive information on it has been lost. Thanks for nothing!

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

I never tweet but @UPS has been the absolute worst delivery company I have ever used. I paid to over night a very important document and that was suppose to be delivered on Friday last week. Now it's Tuesday and they STILL HAVE NOT DELIVERED THE PACKAGE!!!!!!

[BILF🍆 @gothicfuzzball]

So I called again. This time I was told the issue was going to be escalated and that someone would call me. FINALLY, SOMEONE ACTUALLY STAYED ON THE LINE! ONLY TO TELL ME THAT SHE WASN'T SURE WHERE IT IS. I NEED TO GO TO THE HUB 45 FREAKIN MINUTES AWAY AND PICK UP MY OWN PACKAGE..

[Konvikt @KonviktOnKick]

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