south pole elf

if im not shy u ugly

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

u ever had a xan with an eyelash pressed into it

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

she a 10 but babysits and only ever posts those ugly ass kids

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

i understand it now

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

Cokeheads that dont even go to UT or any college for that matter but happen to live on West Campus and own a burnt orange polo always be flooding the snap stories on gameday.

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

who is CEO of the mcdonalds ice cream machine

[CODIIINTEL @CODIIINTEL]

kamala this, trump that.

i do not care i will be playing black ops today.

[𝕾𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎🍉 @Heauxno1currr]

Me after using naan for my tacos instead of tortillas

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

cant find the election on prizepicks

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

😢

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

@therealbaxt3r me after selling pm early

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

mood lately 🤧

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

when your friends suck at 2k but you dont know how to bring it up to them

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

*goes to a narcissist victim support group meeting to gaslight the attendees

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

yall ever give yallself the OTPHJ

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

oh my sweet bippy

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

@CensoredMen this shit got nothing on Slayer just saying

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

@killuazivert cannon event

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

@L00C98 @yung_sajin @nojumper if i had to guess, that’s probably why he made the joke.

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

you’ll love me so much when i stop punching you

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

how much is a thousand dollars when u convert to the metric system???

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

i swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

im a monkey in a man suit

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

im shoving 🅿️