Bak(e)r

spent $1200 on a yorkie fed it Benihana food

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

evolution.

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

shut up and dribble bitch nigga

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Hey @NYCMayor, as a Shi’a Muslim, what is your response to the Houthi attacks on Saudi Arabia? The Houthis are a distinct Zaydi Shi’a movement, but attacks have put Mecca, Jeddah, and Taif on alert. Do you condemn them? Thoughts?

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

@NimaYamini @araghchi you are a cornball, you started off by being a self loathing “comedian” and you were completely abandoned by your own peers. look at you now, you are just a reply guy trying to farm engagement 😭😭

[𓅖𖤍 Auntie AJ 𖤍𓅖 @TXD_TXD]

I actually like to trick and go on dates just not with you gremlin ass bitches

[Eri ♡ @musestoomuch]

no one monitors the situation like you, babe. the state department could never.

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

“they are about to find out why we don’t have free healthcare” is the corniest statement of 2022.

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

Driving mode on ECO inflation just caught up to me😔

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

American Airlines is just another proof of America being a failed society

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

I GO BY SLIME SOMETIMES IT WAS ME THAT WAS RACKETEERING PLEASE FREE THUG TAKE ME INSTEAD IT WAS ME

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

most likely to commit tax fraud : @therealbaxt3r

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

I lost all my credibility when i posted that money web scheme on snap last year 😔

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

on the real this was the best cartoon ever, i remember sitting with my sister watching it as a youngin, i liked how they had different fits in episodes and their sick ass decors. 10/10

[Off Colour @OffColourOrg]

A new season of the animated series TOTALLY SPIES is now in the works!

(via: @Thomas_Astruc)

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

people who are going out while still waiting for their covid test results truly puzzle me, like why did you even get tested in the first place?

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

i needa stop by new york just for a chopped cheese rq

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

i wish i was Gunna, jus imagine rihanna taking the time out of her day to try to find the same fit that u wore a couple of months back, same pose and all! gunna the goat!!

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

who allowed this though? Netflix is promoting counterfeit supreme

[Netflix Philippines @Netflix_PH]

The road to redemption isn't a straight path. The Unforgivable, starring Sandra Bullock, comes to Netflix on December 10.

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

i don’t listen to playboi carti anymore i listen to ai playboi carti now

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

@witchcrftshawty nooo fucking wayyyy the mbc3 dude 🤣🤣🤣 i haven’t seen that thing in so fucking long

[south pole elf @gothmollyuser]

@NBA2K @stjuudo @therealbaxt3r

[Bak(e)r @therealbaxt3r]

@mallory_raad i deadass was staring at a plane for like 4mins thinking i was able to see jupiter’s rings😔