Go Touch Grass Podcast

Hosts @Milly_Tamarez and @AliseNavidad log in so you can log off. New eps every Wednesday. Brought to you by @headgum

[alex @rslashchips]

The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[DeeZe ⛳🏌️‍♂️ @DeeZe]

Damn he’s been posting her pussy microbiome and hasn’t even met the rents

[randy @woahokrandy]

ashley iaconetti dressed as the unknown from the willy wonka experience in glasgow has arrived on the #metgala red carpet

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I have questions for MrBeast.

[Fan Account Storrie Glorrie @SGlorrie]

April Fools Day is upon us. Connor Storrie fans, be warned that a lot of people will post false casting news, break up news, coming out news, cancelled news, not returning to HR news, new girlfriend or boyfriend friend news, or worse, disturbing and morbid news to shock, scare, and alarm people, just for fun.

This will be my face all day on April 1st. Don’t be a fool, and don’t spread crap without verifying facts!
#connorstorrie #aprilfools

[jj @jonnoxrevanche]

Who among us has not vanished mysteriously for 4 years and returned slightly more Latina ?

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

How do you get one of those CIA jobs where they create social media discourse to divide the masses i got ideas

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

men don't deserve a the cut. they wouldn't know what to do w "im a finance columnist who put thousands of dollars in a shoebox and gave it to a stranger" if it bit them on the ass

[Pop Base @PopBase]

2 years ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Just go on Pop the Balloon and leave us alone.

[Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes]

If you saw Tate McCrae’s show last week, you were exposed to measles https://t.co/8XkPJ5Qyyn

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

REMINDER: these women still exist but their reverence is now focused on the "Stitch" from lilo and stitch

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Just randomly got really sad about Moo Deng for some reason I hope she’s doing well. I hate how we discard powerful women as they age..

[José Alonso Muñoz @munozjose]

Kris Jenner pitching oppo against you is how you know you are on their necks

Club Chalamet will prevail

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The Life of a Showgirl

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mariah Carey learning for the first time that Katy Perry went to space on @BBCRadio2.

[Go Touch Grass Podcast @gotouchgrasspod]

@rachske 🤣🤣🤣