Sewer Guy

I’m out here working in shit, so you can take a shit with confidence.

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@CopaAmerica your organization needs to publicly condemn the Argentinian and Colombian fans who destroyed our stadium. Their behavior before and especially after the game by the Colombians was border line animalistic. #CopaAmerica2024

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@jdharm do you have a relative currently on Jeopardy? Adriana Harmyer

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@GlennaWPLG Twitter won’t let me send a DM without upgrading. I’ll send info on your instagram account.

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@GlennaWPLG @RAlexAndradeFL @Gantt4Florida @BrowardVotes @ProfDrAMarty @WPLGLocal10 I am one of those registered voters who switch from dem to republican for voting. I changed only to vote against Trump in the primaries.

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@insideFPL Nothing change in our home, it went 450 to 1400 in one month after our meter was change. Something is wrong and I can’t get anyone on the phone. Please help.

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@insideFPL my bill is three times higher this month than it’s ever been in 20 years, who can I call please?

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@Siriusjay hey Jason, I don’t think I’ve listened to the show more than 5 times in the last year and a half. Are you still with the show? Big fan of back office radio.

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@chrissyteigen If you want to live your life like an open book on social media, then expect to have people say stuff to you. The only thing you’re guilty of is being a social media whore.

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@ladygaga you took care of Liza with class, respect and dignity. My hat is off to you. #respect

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@TheRichieWilson A better joke would to have said Wakanda Forever

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@chrisrock a better joke would have been, Wakanda Forever. You need to sharpen those skills and learn to duck.

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Thank you @PHXSkyHarbor . You did it.

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@PHXSkyHarbor @SpiritAirlines we are on flight 1258 and supposed to pull up to to gate F3 at terminal 3. We were told there is no ground crew to bring us in. You have passengers panicking. Somebody needs to do something ASAP.

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@SpiritAirlines thank you for bringing another agent to the FLL rebooking counter. Any chance of getting more agents. There are still 3 computers unattended. Been in line since 7:40 and have moved about 20 people.

[Sewer Guy @gotsewer]

@SpiritAirlines 5 computer terminals and only one agent. 80+ customers waiting. Send help to Fort Lauderdale rebooking area.

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@SpiritAirlines We are at the rebooking area at Fort Lauderdale Airport. In 48 minutes, only one customer has been helped. There is one agent. How about sending more? There 80 people in line.

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@MiamiSup @MDCPS my son took the school bus home from Miami Palmetto Senior for first time this week. Out of 4 days, bus showed up once on Tuesday. No announcement, no text message, no notification of any kind. This is nonsense.

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@artiequitter He was the best. If he were here to comment on his own death, it would be. “I got cancer and died, that’s horrible”

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@shalomshuli He was the best. If he were here to comment on his own death, it would be. “I got cancer and died, that’s horrible”

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@EricTrump How long did it take you to find a tweet from 4 1/2 years ago that complemented you. #moron