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with great hotness comes great responsibility

[👽 @goudabae]

@iky_fwjett This is a copypasta of very popular Reddit post don’t give this fool your likes and comments

[👽 @goudabae]

@HousewivesHub

[LUNA. 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @lunagiiselle]

imagine being in the 6th GRADE

[Sulaiman Updates @Sulaimanahmed]

BREAKING: Israeli Minister Ben Gvir confirms that Greta thunberg was tormented by the Israeli forces

"I am proud that flotilla activists are being treated as terrorists. This is my policy. I am proud of the prison staff acting in accordance with the policy set by Commissioner Kobi Yaakobi and myself."

"I was on their ships; I saw neither aid nor humanity. Anyone who supports terrorism is a terrorist and deserves the same conditions applied to terrorists."

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading war plans on twitter

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

"You're coworkers aren't your friends." You're right they are your comrads, and it's time to unionize

[👽 @goudabae]

@SamParkerSenate When did your grandparents come here? Or did they colonize the native Americans? If you aren’t native, then YOU and your family are also immigrants.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[👽 @goudabae]

@afuzzie @ABC7 And Donnie’s own. And Elon.

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

The worst girl you know just got the best news of her life

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

You are— I am about to say something immensely stupid, or rather what I am going to say isn’t stupid, but the fact that I say it is — well, you are the best, kindest, and sweetest creature.

Franz Kafka, 1914.

[👽 @goudabae]

i have to be a little bit of a bitch for the sake of my sanity

[queer lit bot ✒️ @queerlitbot]

oh god it’s wonderful
to get out of bed
and drink too much coffee
and smoke too many cigarettes
and love you so much

Frank O'Hara, Steps

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly, go for walks.
Remain calm, calm.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I have discovered how much I belong to you, in the city, in the train, on the highway, with strange grandparents, in the woods, on hillsides, wherever I walk or sit.

Franz Kafka, 1913.

[Victor Casillas Valle @victorcvalle]

honestly binging Game of Thrones is substantially better than waiting week by week, highly recommend not watching shows immediately when they come out and waiting years to experience what everyone else already did