GovSquirrel

Things to say, people to throw nuts at.

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

She was right, he was wrong, murders are not up in New York City.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Trump just turned in the worst debate performance in nearly 40 years

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

We lucky few, we band of brothers #SQUIRRELBROTHERS https://t.co/fKtf0NMtrq

[Princess Pricklepants 🦔 @PPricklepants]

Fortunate, the few whose Patronus is a squirrel.

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. RIP Gene Wilder

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

#BestMugshotEver or #WorstMugshotEver ? You Decide. https://t.co/adbtw8EPx8

[The Sacramento Bee @sacbee_news]

Teens suspected of Gold River vandalism spree arrested https://t.co/GVqv4NfmDl

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

@JasonShueh Shwhere you at?!?!?!?!?

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

Am insulted that squirrel could be associated with such dumpster fire. https://t.co/gYmJmHZQMX

[Lauren Kinkade @laurenmharrison]

I need a Chrome extension that replaces @realDonaldTrump's face with a #squirrel whenever it shows up online. Or a #meerkat!

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

There are very too few counties with nuts or acorns in their name, but these ones are pretty chill https://t.co/BTYJDIPgmv

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

Deliver me #acorns now! I live at Buckingham Palace, next to the #RoyalCorgis https://t.co/fD4yR9MjDH

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

BOOM! Truer words have never been typed. https://t.co/mt71uYPCGo

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

@RunLoloRun @paulacolemusic #DoDooDoDooDo

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

"Hey Kosta Im tellin you this new headband lets me fly" - @sdotcurry
"Sure Seth... dont get a tech" - @kostakoufos https://t.co/lZkpwJjiYJ

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

Turn down for #nuts

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

@treykerby @jeskeets Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

The issues that matter to voters at the New Hamster primary https://t.co/aWUPBu9sgy via @mashable

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

@RandPaul You used to call me on my cellsphone #cmonman #WhoDoesThat? #ThisGuysNuts https://t.co/P2avEWXq42

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

Big time, people tell me I'm too edgy... @NovatoSquirrel

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

#MyTruthSerumConfession Ive never worn underwear on a date, I've never worn clothes, I don't date... I is a squirrell #ItMe #IWokeUpLikeThis

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

Let squirrels be edumacated or are you too nervous humans? #RealTalk #PlanetOfTheSquirrels https://t.co/lJRQNLX5OK

[GovSquirrel @Gov_Squirrel]

That shits #A1 let my homie get a side of fries next Squirrel drinking a McDonald's shake is lovin' it https://t.co/heF7nEcTWz via @mashable