Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️

Just your average, security-cleared, cubicle rodent living the spy dream.

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

That's a lot of secret squirrels ‼️‼️‼️ #clearancejobs

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Enjoy time with loved ones, absolutely. Be grateful for the freedom to do so.

But let’s not forget why this holiday exists in the first place.

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

“Happy Memorial Day” posts :( It was never meant to be just another 3 day wknd. It’s to remember those who never made it home. Those who gave their lives. Families are visiting gravesites, carrying losses that never leave.

[Kanika Tolver @KanikaTolver]

Just dropped a new podcast interview 🎙️

I joined the @ClearanceJobs podcast to talk about breaking into tech within the federal government, AI careers, product management, and the future of GovTech.

AI is creating new lanes for professionals willing to learn, build, and adapt. 🚀

https://t.co/KTe28U3Jca

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

This week on Secret Squirrel Files, Katie + Phoebe explore two terrorism cases that permanently reshaped national security, aviation safety, & America’s understanding of extremism. Check out Operation Bojinka & the Oklahoma City bombing.
https://t.co/YaaRmZnooL

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Everyone wants “top secret” access until they realize the real job is 73 tabs open, cold coffee, and explaining to leadership why the Wi-Fi password can’t be “Password123”.

#NatSec #ClearedLife #SecretSquirrels

[ClearanceJobs 🇺🇸 @ClearanceJobs]

Pre-Clearance Screening Forms Before the SF-86: What Applicants Should Know

For many applicants seeking government contractor positions, the first security clearance form they receive is no longer always the SF-86.
https://t.co/HgWDceVc6O

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Over 12,000 new ICE employees were brought on across the U.S. During the rush hiring, initial screening & vetting processes were fast tracked or bypassed altogether. As you can imagine, there were many issues that would have precluded applicants from obtaining security clearance.

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

At a time when global security feels increasingly unpredictable, one message from NATO leadership is coming through clearly: the intelligence advantage won’t come from collecting more data. It will come from using it faster—and better. @USGIF
https://t.co/gxgWonvRFp

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

An excellent reason for PtO tomorrow

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Astronomers now say it’s 100 times more likely that Earth and our galaxy sit inside a giant cosmic void.

This idea challenges one of the most basic assumptions in cosmology: that matter is evenly spread throughout the universe on large scales.

Instead, new evidence from baryon acoustic oscillations – patterns left behind by sound waves from the Big Bang – suggests that we live in an underdense bubble two billion light-years wide with far less matter than average.

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

@Deloitte win. Work will be performed at Joint Base Andrews, Maryland; and Washington, D.C., and is expected to be completed by April 23, 2029.

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

The future of the security clearance process isn’t just about efficiency—it’s about redefining trust.
https://t.co/YDkaT56qCP

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Meanwhile my boss: please submit your time card

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: The far side of the Moon looks stunning in this new BREATHTAKING image!

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Gender Dysphoria Issues Result in Clearance Denial: https://t.co/xgO8l4W9MN

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Declassified Briefing Confirms Secret Squirrel Has Been Quietly Running a Parallel Government Since 1967—Officials Say ‘It’s Mostly About Nuts and Surveillance

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

@DCSAgov is expanding Rap Back enrollment beyond clearance holders to the broader industry population—a major step forward in Trusted Workforce 2.0 + Continuous Vetting. Learn more: https://t.co/AMYWJZWTYD

#NationalSecurity #TrustedWorkforce #ContinuousVetting #DCSA

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Making mistakes in your personal life doesn’t automatically disqualify you from obtaining a security clearance. But how you handle those mistakes absolutely matters.

https://t.co/NRsS8V6lnq

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

No vapes in the SCIF

[New York Post @nypost]

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food https://t.co/yqJV7Hrqhu

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

Secret Squirrel spotlight 🐿️ @ColonelCandid shares hard-earned lessons from a career in intel and cyber, plus what’s coming next with AI and evolving threats.

Worth your time: https://t.co/0bxOlonMzw

#NatSecWork #Cybersecurity #Intel

[Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️ @secretsquirrel]

A legend on screen + a morale boost off it 💪 From martial arts icon to cultural phenomenon, Chuck Norris didn’t just entertain, he inspired generations with resilience, grit, & humor. https://t.co/QyjRfQ5m8j