Gov Christie's Belly

1st Belly of #NJ. Close friend & mentor of the 55th Gov of NJ. Proud Supporter of All U Can Eat #Buffets. Political analyst on @CheckedOutNJ #Podernfamily

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

If my boss had been elected it woulda been a bag of chicken. Mmm. Nothing helps with a tragedy more than a bag of crispy fried chicken. #eatchickensavelives https://t.co/SLciZwQIYs

[Billy West @TheBillyWest]

Bag,of,prayers... https://t.co/nGwtDxUTfW

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@SethMacFarlane But have you heard every one of my hilarious appearances on @CheckedOutNJ ?

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Will you invite the governor (but mainly me) to one of those big state dinners with all that delicious food? Oh...and...hooray on the approval ratings! Now back to that dinner invitation.

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@realDonaldTrump You tell ‘em, boss! (Please will you be my owner’s boss. Or at least invite us to those state dinners)

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

Horrible news coming from @CheckedOutNJ last night. Farewell, sweet Lea and Zain. Now, where did I put that perogie?

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@SethMacFarlane You can say that again.

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@realDonaldTrump But leave a door for taco and burrito deliveries!!

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@BillSpadea Amen to that, Spadea!

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@BillSpadea There really should be an IQ test to vote. A lever in the hands of the wrong person is 100 Times more dangerous than a gun.

[ThePoopingCurmudgeon @Poopthoughts78]

I’ll bet that’s true https://t.co/TUs0K3CgxY

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@HillaryClinton Inspiring. But it’s raining in NJ

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

#didyouknow that “pumpkin pie filling” has no real pumpkin in it?

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@RealOmarNavarro @woofeous @POTUS @RepMaxineWaters She benefits from that. If there were no poverty she’d have no job. So to her that poverty is honorable b/c it keeps her working.

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@CChiz5 @AlwaysInAmerica She’s got shit on every1. She’s a criminal mastermind. She once asked my boss for a bite of his food at a State dinner. Can u believe that?

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@AdamCarollaShow Distracting mess. Just give me that Jewish goodness asap!! With cream cheese and bacon.

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@BillSpadea @realDonaldTrump I’ve been dealing with them since we took Office. They don’t know what irrational means. Otherwise they wouldn’t act so.

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

Me too, Jimmy. Me too https://t.co/7I7MES3XMe

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I am farting up a storm right now. Please RT

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

Had a great time filling in for @ThePeterCornell opposite the incomparable @RealMattJosephs Matt is amazing 2 watch in action. #podernfamily https://t.co/UmZt4vtRlS

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

@JohnFugelsang Hahahaha

[Gov Christie's Belly @govchristiegut]

Had so much fun filling in 4 @thepetercornell this week. Playing sidekick to the great @RealMattJosephs is an honor https://t.co/gd0njELeBH