Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody)

The Tinier The Steps Get The Harder I Vote | I Did It For The Wokeness, Son.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

This week's possible Justice Department indictment & the squealing that will accompany it here's my comprehensive, non-exhaustive compilation of all the excuses (often contradictory) that #Trump has offered in his liars defense. Please feel free to share any I've missed.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@MikeSington I guess the news that Ramaswampy is playing footsie with the libertarian party hasn't filtered down to Donny dump truck yet.

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@JudiciaryGOP You forgot one guy.

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@GeraldoRivera Clearly he subpoenaed the wrong guy with the shell companies abusing his office.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@Angry_Staffer Trump sold classified information didn't, he? Will we find out soon how involved he was in profiting off civilian deaths in Israel?

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@JohnJHarwood They'll come up with a rationale for anything there's nothing he could do to change their mind.

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@laurenboebert Beetlejuice?

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@TheRickWilson Until there is a consequence for their behavior it will continue to get worse. The foxification of their electorate has separated them from reality to the point where they cheer on internal sabotage of our country.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@6463dc @TristanSnell That's not how inflation works. That's why you can't buy a Hershey bar for a nickel anymore.

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@MollyJongFast The GOP are all the Jeffersons & every one of them is Jonah when it's their moment in the news.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@Davidlaz If they can't unify in a moment global uncertainty to protect our national security than they do not deserve to be in Congress.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@JudiciaryGOP And? When was the last time a Republican was the mayor of DC?

Answer:1975.

Find another reason for an increase in time then the mouth breathing grunt of base politics.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@chrislhayes The entire discussion around the economy has been hijacked by worry over yields. It's a concern for sure, but the obsession with inflation has completely over taken any semblance of rational thoughts on the health of the overall economy.

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@RepMattGaetz @DailyCaller @henryrodgers Tell me more

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@FPWellman Ramafraudy should never be taken at his word. If he tells you he has a cup of coffee for you check before you drink it.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@LouDobbs The Marxist, fascist, Communist capitalist, mercantile deep state Machiavellian pizza Hut McDonald's Burger King..........

Are we just saying stuff?

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@FrappuccinoSlim @MattGertz @EricMGarcia

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

Hope it was all worth it McCarthy. He never said one word in your defense and let you twist in the wind only to support the gremlin from Ohio. You chumps never learn.

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

New: Trump is endorsing Jim Jordan for House Speaker on Truth Social

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@Bencjacobs All I know without having dug into the details is that Ramatrumper is lying. It's a default position I can take having seen him speak.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

@BakedTurboFlash @nypost Yeah it couldn't possibly be that the foreign born billionaire from Australia emailed 45 people telling them the story after the imbecilic Trump told him.

[Ron Don (A Parody of Your Parody) @govdjesantis]

How would you say things are going Habba?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Habba: We’ve had a strong week… I think we’re doing very well