Governor Wm Bligh

Governor of the colony of New South Wales, from the Year of our Lord 1806. Proffering salty comment 'pon matters present.

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

@sexenheimer I'm really tall but can't see the curvature of the earth. Checkmark, roundists!

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

@mrtonymartin @GuanoLad "Freak out" appears within that famous & saucy pamphlet Fanny Hill, in reference to a Lady's ecstatic conniptions.

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

@mucknmirth Pox, neither bat nor monkey, has kept me away, but the vapours of daily life have kept me in a distracted swoon. I may soon locate a cork.

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

@QandA @abcnews Doctor Ryan, I wish to propose a policy of carbon reduction through limits on the outdoor beating of chimney sweeps. Would you support such a strategy? #QandA

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

@rhysam With many a brutal lesson to follow, one would hope, via Committees, Inquiries, Courts, and Commissions both Royal & Independent.

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[PRGuy @PRGuy17]

This one's even better (watch 'til the end 😁). #FireTheLiarFromTheShire #auspol

[David Shoebridge @DavidShoebridge]

BREAKING: You know that feeling when you help raise $150k to defend a defamation case brought by Peter Dutton against a good bloke like @shanebazzi and then Shane wins! That’s the feeling I have right now as the appeal decision has just been handed down in Shane’s favour.

[friendlyjordies @friendlyjordies]

Why is Scomo texting during ANZAC Day dawn service?

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

Erratum:

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

The time Doug Anthony started a speech with the line "I'm a country member" to which the Prime Minister shouted in response "Yea, I remember"

[Australian Unions @unionsaustralia]

In fairness, Morrison does have a “strongly united team” – they are united against him.

[Antony Green - elections @AntonyGreenElec]

@AnnieWyer No

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

@KPFranke @marquelawyers @DaveSharma Would this not then mean that Master Sharma is the DFAT candidate?

#AusPol2022

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

The young lady learnt early to recognise the Untether'd, & is now, it seems likely, old enough to vote. #Auspol2013-#Auspol2022 #auspoI

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

Mr @TimWilsonMP fancies that he Larps about the wheatfields of the Steppe, driving the Tsar's Men before him. His stance suggests a little bit of wee came out.

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[Anth 🌏 @anth0888]

@TimWilsonMP Tim Wilson seems to be more at home interstate. Abandoning Goldstein (during 2021 lockdowns) for 95 continuous nights to his Canberra apartment - claiming $37,494 in travel allowance subsidising his mortgage. Who's the "outsider" that's pretending he cares about Goldstein.#auspol

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

They have ever frolick'd hand-in-hand, with many a hidden and unhidden tickling of Palms.

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[Principle of Charity @PofCharity]

Liberalism vs conservatism - where do you stand? And which one is a better model for society? @GrayConnolly and @TimWilsonMP join us for a fascinating conversation on this topic in our latest episode of #PrincipleOfCharity: https://t.co/60HPGLwGDk

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

Master @TimWilsonMP is fitted & prepar'd for the hunt in the best streets of #Goldstein, close on the scent of public housing Ne'er-Do-Wells. Lady @WendyLovellMP mans the wheelhouse, away from the camera & any potential microphone.

[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

Do you wish to Think & Speak as tho’ your infant Brain, too, was rais’d in a pickling bucket full of Cats’ Piss and Turpentine?

Then make purchase now of a crate of Lady Hanson’s gin, the Methylamphytamyiene of Regency London.

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[Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺 @PaulineHansonOz]

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Thanks for your support everyone! -PH

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[Governor Wm Bligh @governorbligh]

“No free man shall be seiz'd, imprison'd, dispossess'd, outlaw'd, exil'd or ruin'd in any way, nor in any way proceed'd against, except for to egg the cunt."