crypto astrologist 🔮

Crypto TA is just astrology for tech bros 🔮

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

Did you sell yet? Or are you waiting for the bottom to hit, for everyone to TELL YOU it's the bottom, and then sell exactly when it reverses towards the upside? Are you gonna be retarded again?

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

The bear isn't over until Strategy collapses

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@robs0x @TechDev_52 And 2024. He's a moron

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@NewsAsset Imagine being so stupid to invest in SpaceX

For context, check https://t.co/pCnBTAMq0g

Yeah a bit of gambling is fun and fine, but anyone getting into SpaceX is not gambling because it's certain they'll lose money lmao

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

Imagine being so stupid to invest in SpaceX (context: https://t.co/pCnBTAMq0g)

Well, people got into crypto, so I'm not surprised y'all are dumb

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@WazzCrypto Have I been saying for 2 years now that Saylor is the Mashitsky/SBF of this cycle

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@virtualbacon Why are you still in this place LARPing as a real person

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@NewsAsset Tl;dw Chainlink

There you go, saved you a click

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@CongruentAlways @Dentoshi Most of these so called analysts do

They never put their money where their mouth is

Drawing lines on charts, what a talent

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@NewsAsset How much are YOU down, Rob?

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@virtualbacon Shut up clown

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@noBScrypto And what does the token do?

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@noBScrypto Sure let me go register and deposit my funds on an unknown exchange because there's so much wrong with kraken or coinbase, I can't wait to do this absolutely smart decision

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@CarpeNoctom Does it count as a breakout if the candle didn't close

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@noBScrypto Sure, because one chart did something, another one will do it too. Great pattern recognition

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@Jesseeckel You've been wrong about literally everything in the last 2 years, and yet you're still here confidently making predictions

How's that rsc bag of your doing?

Sold another imaginary house to buy in? Keep on LARPing kid

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@WWBitcoin I'm an adult with 40-50hr workweeks, I can't promise to spend 10 minutes watching a video answering a one-tweet question. I'll check it out if I have time

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@vladi4light and look at this one about AEVO: https://t.co/nig4UWDdst

this one isn't private, but it's unlisted. why do you unlist your videos, mr. honest guy?

when it was $0.10 you thought it was in an accumulation zone. near-term levels are 6-8c as a buy/retest area. it fell to 2c. 🤡

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

.@vladi4light why are you deleting your old yt videos where your predictions fail miserably?

for example this one where you said to get into AEVO, sell half at $0.35 and ride the rest to $1: https://t.co/g2pUL5hLyW

did it do that? no, it fell to $0.02. curiously, video is gone.

[crypto astrologist 🔮 @govnojed]

@vladi4light really "wonder" if you're gonna respond or just block, like most crypto shills do when they're called out

another reminder to my audience to not trust these yt crypto shills selling you indicators and doing predictions. they know jack shit and just cover their tracks. 🤮