Ken Phillips

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@USWCCEM @sheepsleepdeep @AriDrennen You might want to get checked for sleep apnea with all this yawning. 😴

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@JFrankensteiner I find it comforting somehow.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@like_poor_tuco @DrewSav He's comfortable like that, so they leave him alone.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@todayyearsold Like many "hacks", this is dubious. what happens when the roll gets low and stops gripping the cabinet? got to remember to grab the falling paper towel roll whenever you open the door?

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@jdcmedlock I was surprised the Founding Fathers talked with their hands so much.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@SpareLightbulb @Web3Brainiac @Support Only premium views will count, per the fine print. Are there even 5 million blue users? 🤔

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@UltimaKnight5 @usermoose @man_on_venus 🎯

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@kdnerak33 @atrupar @theangriestbuni

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@ProfKFH @TruBluMajority @BrandonLBradfor It's very common for people to think that men and women can NEVER be just friends (even in 2023). I think it's worth dismantling that one. Men should see women as more than possible sex partners.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@RedLReviews It's a shame since the acting was so flawless.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@petridishes It sounds nice, but that would cut into my Walmart parking lot hang out time too much.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@CaroltheIntern They have suffered so long by having to *checks notes* vote once every few years.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@ProudSocialist Vote Green and watch Trump win.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@ditzkoff I guess this is why he hasn't been paying rent. Gotta save some money to defend the bigots.

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@MattWallace888 "I can almost guarantee"... I wonder how much reporting went into this statement?

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@AnonSidious @maudi63 @superbucks2050 @edokeefe @CBSEveningNews @POTUS How stupid do you have to be to not know threatening assassination is a crime?

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@karstenclavier @redsteeze You might be having a stroke

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@Brandonstheguy @kurteichenwald Your objection was specifically addressed in the indictment. He's not charged with lying about the election results (which is his right), but with engineering an overturn of the election (which is illegal).

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@ArchTheAtheist @PastorAlexLove The cat was OK.
https://t.co/oJMuSJcK42

[Ken Phillips @gozer33]

@DanksyFPS Been playing since 95 at least. It was always sold as a multiverse with every possible reality. They referenced other works in flavor text in the early days. You can have your own opinion, but I don't see the big deal.