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Expensive, because the pattern is complicated. Former blue check.

[Bren Danflashes @sheepsleepdeep]

@Grey_Athena It will never not be funny to me that the so-called military genius looked at these overlapping fields-of-fire from Union artillery batteries overlooking an open field and he said "let's march our whole army through that."

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@PlayStalgiaX Twisted Metal 2.

And add a Battle Royale.

[𝐍𝐒𝟗 @NorthShoreNine]

2025: If the Pirates could only score 4 runs they'd be a playoff team

2026: If the Pirates could only hold the opposing team to 8 runs they'd be a playoff team

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

“I don’t care if he’s a (former) crack addict. Joe Biden’s blood runs through his veins. He’s my king - from this day until his last”

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@cryptojourneyrs

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@TheMikeLRayburn @uniquemoviemom Again, like Achilles, Helen of Troy was not a real person.

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@TheMikeLRayburn @uniquemoviemom You know that Achilles isn't a historical figure and is completely made up?

You know Achilles disguised himself as a woman before the Trojan War?

You know Achilles is dead when the Odyssey begins?

You didn't know any of that. Now you do. Be mad about something else.

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@SidKhurana3607 NYC, Boston and Pittsburgh are all tied for highest concentrations of Catholics in metro areas, with 33% of their populations identifying as Irish or Roman Catholic.

Map checks out.

[Matt Koon @mattkoonmusic]

Andy Dick gave Brynn cocaine that night, and then years later was confronted with this by Jon Lovitz
Dick told Lovitz that he put a “Phil Hartman” hex on him at the Laff Factory…

Lovitz slammed Andy’s head against the bar like his name was Billy batts.

Respect to Lovitz.

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@EdLatimore Right? I'm not a parent but it's pretty obvious to me kids are excluded from many more places today than when we were younger and babysitters can cost more than your entire night out, wanting families to have a harder time going out when there are so many options is just selfish.

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@TTRKaiser @TheCinesthetic I'm sorry a movie that was released almost a decade ago was spoiled for you

I hope no one tells you who Luke Skywalker's father is, you'll never enjoy anything again

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@VPZahariev @KyleJGlen The 20 doctors, neurologists and specialists who performed a detailed neurological exam as part of his 2024 physical weren't concerned with what they saw, and we know that because THEY NEVER ASKED HIM TO TAKE A COGNITIVE TEST.

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@KyleJGlen For the record, your doctor won't give you a cognitive test unless they have reason to suspect you may be undergoing some cognitive decline.

Also for the record, they won't KEEP GIVING THEM TO YOU unless they are trying to track a previously-observed cognitive decline.

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@Girish__28 @kirawontmiss Could Drake sell out Wembley Stadium 13 times and the Tokyo Dome 17 times over a total span of 20 weeks?

In 1988, Michael Jackson did 7 sold out shows at Wembley Stadium and 9 at the Tokyo Dome. And then five years later, he did 5 sold out shows at Wembley and another 8 in Tokyo

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@kirawontmiss The Rock, Taylor Swift, and LeBron James are the only people comparable, and they are still MILES behind him.

People who didnt have televisions and lived in huts and hunted their food knew who Michael Jackson was. The only people more famous than him were Muhammad Ali and Jesus.

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@DustinCanFly @AndrewB1090 There are only nineteen 70 mm IMAX in the entire country. We had one of them here, and we let it rot.

I used to drive 35min just for that theater. Last thing I saw there was Dunkirk. The Dark Knight opening scene blowing up 52 feet high... a core cinema memory for me.

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@Fontwegoo @KyleJGlen Reagan's chief-of-staff filed a memo about using the 25th amendment during Iran Contra affair because of "the President's detachment, inattentiveness, and disinterest in reading briefings", and his youngest son says he observed early Alzheimer's symptoms during the 1984 debates.

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@Kajonnes @TheCinesthetic I'm always in awe of the lengths directors and cinematographers and lighting crews went for something that's on screen for seconds.

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@maddenifico There were socialists and trade union leaders and writers and communists and university professors and doctors and actors sent to Dachau five entire years before they started shipping off the Jews.

Totally the people a far left socialist regime would go after.

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@DreamBird386989 @AkevvFlurry @rickjeff78 Same guy raised money for a disabled vet's dog's surgery, took the money and ghosted. The dog died. Her name was Sapphire.

Commuted.

He didn't even serve 3 months of his 84 month sentence.

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@DreamBird386989 @AkevvFlurry @rickjeff78 He commuted a corrupt politician's 7yr sentence after 84 days. The fraudulently charged donor's credit cards to make fraudulent donations, embezzled those from his own campaign, and spent it on clothes, Botox and OnlyFans subscriptions