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The screaming hairy armadillo screams loudly when touched or threatened.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

[erin chack @ErinChack]

whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape.......incompetent legend. i wish we could hang out

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

I've literally never clicked copied and pasted text and thought, "I'm so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document."

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i wanna know what goes through beavers mind these mfs just see a flowing river and be like “not on my watch”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro bouta flood our plane with sand

[DUTTS @jeffersondutton]

Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

When im making my grocery list and I write down "Bread, milk, eggs" I always smile to myself. Because those are the classics aren't they

[Meth In June @Meth_In_June]

How about you develop some male pattern kindness

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

She’s so gorgeous and he cooka da pizza I love it

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

sometimes taylor freely admits things that I would personally take to my grave but I support her

[rose @piperspaperings]

i can do it with a broken heart is bejeweled for suicidal people

[sol @solisfruity]

who’s afraid of little old me is mad woman on cocaine

[trash jones @jzux]

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job

[Erik Baker @erikmbaker]

Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[GoddessKatalea @goddeskatalea]

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