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big haired keytar clown.
singiest and keytariest part of @InfectiveC

🗡️never let evil take root🚁

[Conotocaurious @Conotocaurious1]

@HowlingBunghole genx narcissism disorder is exceptionally pathetic because it's all being mad about how younger people who have it worse don't pity them enough

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius and I’m tired of pretending this is a debate.

Fahrenheit feels like temperature was designed by an human being who walks outside, feels the air, and says, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

Zero is freezing. 100 is brutally hot.
70 is comfortable. 80 is warm.

The numbers feel like what they are describing.

Celsius feels like it was designed by a committee of people who hate joy and want every conversation about the weather to sound like a chemistry lab.

“It’s 22 degrees outside.”

What does that even mean to a normal person? Am I wearing shorts? Am I grabbing a jacket?

Nobody knows. You need a conversion chart and a government employee standing next to you explaining the vibes.

Fahrenheit gives you range. That’s the point. It gives you more numbers for the temperatures human beings actually live in. You can feel the difference between 68, 72, 76, and 80. Those numbers matter. Fahrenheit lets you describe the world with more precision without having to break into decimals like a lunatic.

And here’s the other thing...

Celsius is connected to the metric cult energy that came out of the French Revolution. And the French Revolution was evil. Both of the Revolution were to rip out tradition, faith, monarchy, hierarchy, the Church, the calendar, the clock, and anything that reminded man he was not God.

CELSIUS IS INHERENTLY EVIL

So yes, Celsius may be useful if you’re boiling water in a lab. Congratulations. But Fahrenheit is for living LIFE because Fahrenheit is for walking outside and instantly knowing what kind of day you’re about to have.

100 means hot. 70 means beautiful. Zero means don’t go outside unless you have a death wish.

That’s a real system.

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@ShitpostRock2 if it was named something else, it would've been hailed as a classic.

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@ShitpostRock2 April 17, 2011

[SpacedOut_Tracey 🌌💫 @SpacedOutTracey]

IT’S TODAY IT’S TODAY

[🤡 GreyscalePeacock 🤡 @gpianops]

@mistericerat https://t.co/T9OfPfOvnh

[🤡 GreyscalePeacock 🤡 @gpianops]

The Emperor Protects
#cosplay #Warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity #Katsucon2026

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@ThatOneGuy9150 @Mericamemed https://t.co/mSldOEkXoa

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its not enough that everyone jumps ship. we all gotta jump ship to the same ship, its gotta be a better ship, and the jump needs to create momentum.

you need more than Discord adding ID checks to access NSFW servers to make that happen.

stop the cap

[🤡 GreyscalePeacock 🤡 @gpianops]

the Discord discourse is so fake. none of u r leaving, stop lying

X, youtube, and twitch are all prime examples of what you can get away with if your competition is just "we're exactly like them, but we didn't do the thing that made you mad"

u need a facebook to kill a myspace

[🤡 GreyscalePeacock 🤡 @gpianops]

a discord clone cant kill discord. Its gotta be a new thing that fills a similar function that has a more attractive feature set.
if a discord replacement comes along, it wont need discord shitting the bed to become the thing we all jump to

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@ShitpostRock you forgot some important punctuation:
"This was the peak of comedy! 13 years ago:"

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@nichegamer He's finally got his time to shine

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@razorfist Pancakes are easy to fuck up and at their best are fine, worst of the three by far. Waffles are harder to fuck up and can be pretty good if made well, their popularity is understandable. French Toast has the widest margin of error, is usually mid, but can reach the highest highs.

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@ShitpostRock Cruelty Squad, where the only gimmick is how much it insists upon itself

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@escapefrommelos you'll be old too one day. what should you do then? sit and watch paint dry? sit in front of the tv and watch cop shows all day? you don't age out of art and you don't age out of performing.
Ozzy kept performing until he was in a chair and could barely move. Legends

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@park_giraffic @_NamelessGoon its p bad ngl

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@_NamelessGoon and it sucked on top of that

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@MrSpyCrab1 @ShitpostRock mucho text lefty meme

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@Dexerto thoughts arrive like butterflies