Geoffrey Isenberg

Baker, tea addict, old soul.

[Geoffrey Isenberg @GPIsenberg]

It’s worth mentioning that one of the only bright spots in my version of 2020 has been the addition of a teapot emoji... #ItsTheLittleThings 🫖🫖🫖

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Nearly time to change from daytime pyjamas back into night-time pyjamas

[Joshua Hager @JoshuaJHager]

Marry someone who can cook.
Looks fade, hunger doesn’t.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Cows moo to each other about their feelings. https://t.co/9NXtKC3QDT

[Geoffrey Isenberg @GPIsenberg]

@profsinister 🤯

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

If I were on a dating app, my bio would say “scared in the streets and asleep in the sheets.”

[Charlotte Mendelson @CharlotteMende1]

Being allowed to do a Supermarket Sweep in a bookshop of my choice

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

“Breakfast”

[marisa.mp4 @marisahempel]

Thinking about the time I dated a guy that heard I liked @benandjerrys so he went to the store and got me 25 pints. One of every flavor they had. That's like $160.

[Ian Lynch @iamianlynch]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but tomatoes don't go in the fridge.

[Geoffrey Isenberg @GPIsenberg]

@heyadamroberts One of my favorite kitchen tricks! Makes garlic butter spaghetti feel more like a “treat yo’self” meal and less of a “too lazy to shop” meal... 💁🏻‍♂️🍝

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. ERMA BOMBECK

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...