Gary Jacobs

I friggin' hate Twitter. I suppose you should know that going in.

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie @NormanChad Is that Jim Norton sitting across from Lightning?

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie Of course I do! It's the last time I won money offa you!

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie which tourney?

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie @lightning36 Mazel Tov to the happy couple! What could possibly go wrong?

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie No punty. 50 BB's still. Play smart, as a wise woman once told me.

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie watch out for the Po-Po.

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie More or less. Mostly less.

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie BTW this all took place May 24, 2015. Here's the photo evidence:

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie I clocked the cop as soon as she walked through the door. I hissed at Josie, "put it down, put it down." Instead she draws another giant hit off it while the cop is staring at us both. Oy vey...

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie @craftysouthpaw @FoxwoodsCT @BergmanPhoto I'll let @VeryJosie tell you the whole, very amusing, tale, but I'll let you know the moral ahead of time: If you have a wingman, don't ignore him.

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie Jesus Christ! Got a Cadillac I can borrow?

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@VeryJosie To what kind of doughnuts are you partial? I'M ON THE JOB

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

Her: (Raises eyebrow)
Me: It's called "Lobster Mac n Cheese," not "Mac n Cheese and give all the goddamn lobster to you."

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@jephjacques, bravo on Alice Grove. Sorry to see it go. Thanks for a great side project.

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@VeryJosie Any of YOU half-nekkid?

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@jlurie15 I thought they were taking away the Windows 8 MCSA cert after 11-30. I would LOVE to be wrong. What do you hear?

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@jlurie15 I still have to take 70-687, it'd be a bitch to have to take and pass it by 11-30, with all the other stuff I got going on...

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@jlurie15 Joe, I'm seeing conflicting info re: MCSA Win8 cert. I see MS pushed tests to next July but are does cert expire Nov 30 as before?

[Gary Jacobs @gpjacobs]

@jlurie15 Hey there Joey, yer Ma told me you were here on the Tweety - good to be able to reach out, man.