Prashant Gurram

I find mistakes for a living - CA - Dogs - Audiobooks - Video games - Part time Corporate slave - Football - Perpetually Tired- psn:Beardman_88

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

‘Dogs are geniuses of loyalty and that is the good kind of genius to have’ - Matt Haig #Humans

[CryinginHD @anonymous_bbgKE]

My level of adulting:

Not wanting to make any extra stops on my way home from work. I'm late for the house bruh.

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Forever a gunner - we will miss you speed merchant !!!
Thank you for everything, premier league champion 🤩🫡

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Thank you !

[Lois Not Louise✨ @Loi_cee]

I don't read books to be smart, I read them for pleasure sake.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

GAMING FACT: The generation that stayed up until 3am to finish a game is the same one that can't find time to game anymore and it's actually really sad

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Yes - this is 💯

[KD$ign @KnoxEndemic]

Apparently concert venues are having a hard time getting Millennials to fill the seats. Well, hello. Millennial here. I think I can help.

DEAR CONCERT VENUES:

🎟️ Just tell me what the ticket costs. I do not want to select a $79 ticket and discover at checkout that it is actually $146 because of a facility fee, service fee, processing fee, and a fee for having successfully paid the other fees.

📱 Stop making ticket buying a military operation. I should not need three apps, a verified fan code, a presale password from a credit card I don’t own, and 11:00 AM availability on a Tuesday to buy two seats.

💺 Assigned seats. We did our time standing shoulder-to-shoulder at shows in 2008. Some of us have mortgages now. Some of us have sciatica.

🕖 Start earlier. A 7 PM show is not embarrassing. In fact, I would like to formally recognize whoever invented the 7 PM show.

⏰ And tell us the actual times. “Doors at 7” is not useful information if the opener starts at 8:15 and the person I came to see appears at 10:07.

🚗 Parking instructions written for a normal person. Tell me which garage to use, what it costs, and whether I will spend 55 minutes trying to leave it afterward. I am willing to pay $20 for certainty.

🍺 I will buy your $14 beer. I have accepted this. But if I miss three songs waiting for it, you have broken the social contract.

🚽 Enough bathrooms. We are in our 30s and 40s. Half of us have had children. This is now infrastructure.

🔉 It can still be loud. We are Millennials, not the Greatest Generation. But some of us are bringing earplugs now and we are no longer ashamed of it.

DEAR ARTISTS:

⏰ Please go on roughly when you said you would. We have babysitters. The babysitter has an end time. This is now a logistics problem involving several adults.

🎤 Play the songs from 2004–2014. You know which ones. We know which ones. Nobody needs to pretend otherwise.

🎶 Play some new stuff. Absolutely. We support your continued artistic development. But there is a point in the evening when you need to play the song that was on our iPod Nano while we drove to high school.

📵 You can tell us to put our phones away. We secretly want someone to make us do this anyway.

🪑 An intermission would not offend us. We can use the bathroom, answer the babysitter, check whether the dog has destroyed anything, and look at Zillow for eight minutes.

And please understand: Millennials still like concerts.

We have disposable income now. We are nostalgic. We will absolutely spend irresponsible amounts of money to hear a band we first discovered on LimeWire.

But we also have jobs, children, dogs, mortgages, lower-back problems, and a very clear memory of when concert tickets cost $35.

You want Millennials back?

Make it easy to buy the ticket. Tell us when the show actually starts. Give us somewhere to sit. Play the song from 2007.

We’ll be there.

We just need to be home by 11.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The perfect start to 26/27 👊

[wavy @wavygooner]

City 2-1 Arsenal

English media: ‘The title race is over, City will win the league now’

Arsenal:

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

Peter Drury speaking nothing but facts here 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Thank you for everything LEO - forever our guy !!!

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

This is A PUBLIC SPEAKING MASTERCLASS !!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Sir Lewis !!! LEGEND !

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Why did I laugh so hard at this 🤣🤣

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Ben Winston @benwinston]

I remember this feeling, coming home from Paris in 2006.

But that was the end of an era.

This is the start of one.

🔴

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Underrated life advice: Become a purveyor of encouragement. Notice what's good in people. Tell them when they do something well. Celebrate their progress. Root for them to win. Be inspired by their success. The world already has enough critics. Be different.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Prashant Gurram @gprashant88]

Definitely one of the best days of my life 🤩🤩 Thank you @Arsenal !!!

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League season is complete.