Gregori Parker

Lead network scapegoat at twitter, every packet is sacred, dnb is truth

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

The unintended consequence of electric vehicles: More demand for manual transmissions - ABC News via @ABC - https://t.co/SzsGi7xFyR

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

Soon the stick shift will be extinct and humanity will suffer the consequences https://t.co/fQixlWtJdp

[Lea Kissner @LeaKissner]

Security: a bunch of the point of having security is to keep your systems from breaking all of the time.

While I'm on that topic:
1. Thanks and congrats to the @Twitter Network Security team, you are awesome.

2. For those of you wondering what's going on, explainer thread.

[Aaron A. Glenn @networkservice]

Finally, BGP is relevant at parties

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

There’s no more defending Ken Norton Jr https://t.co/YBbwPqX0xt via @FieldGulls

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

@hcf64 @Coleens_IS @InfosecMiles @Twitter Nothing at the IC level, I still (supposedly) need a manager though... everything is up and searchable on the careers site

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Windy City just got dangerRuss 😤

(📸 AP / Hap Pyaprilfools)

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

Got a bit jolted by the midnight calendar reminder for company day of rest

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

@GonzoHacker Sharing a sip or smoke, insistent huggers, raves, and generally welcoming bacteria into our lives for sport

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

This right here will be life sustaining until @AustinWater fixes our neighborhood

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

Balanced account of the problem, glad to hear the feds have ordered a full study https://t.co/oSjZVcbr4c

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

Texans running out of food as weather crisis disrupts supply chain https://t.co/QnSB6MbE8f via @TexasTribune

[Gregori Parker @gprkr]

Austin Water Says It Does Not Have A Timeline For When Service Will Be Restored https://t.co/4xrv4QX6nk