Greg

[Greg @gr26ko]

THIS

[zandashé l’orelia brown @zandashe]

I dream of never being called resilient again in my life.

I’m exhausted by strength. I want support. I want softness. I want ease. I want to be amongst kin. Not patted on the back for how well I take a hit. Or for how many.

[Mike @RaspberryWeiner]

THE NEW LEVEL UPDATE IS HERE! 👀🔥 #PokemonGO

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am deeply disturbed by the shooting in Utah. Doug and I send our prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family.

Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Culver’s… but most of the nation isn’t ready for that conversation yet

[Stupid Seal🦭🇺🇸 @Stupid_Seal_]

July: "I miss hockey"
August: "I miss hockey"
September: "I miss hockey”
October: “SHOOT THE PUCK! SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!”

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

It sickens me to hear Spanish spoken on the streets of Los Angeles, San Diego, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Barbara, San Bernardino, El Cerrito, La Mirada, San Luis Obispo

[¹⁶ jayda ³ | @PWHL EDMONTON!! @boydsbrownies]

hockey belongs everywhere ❤️

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Adam's Manzana🍏🦩 @OMGHommie]

Y'all realize how chilling this statement is? 😶

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[Mike27356894 @Mike27356894]

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

[Greg @gr26ko]

@NianticHelp unable to log in to the redemption page. I’m getting a 502 Server Error: “The server encountered a temporary error and could not complete your request.”

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

love

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I don’t get why iced coffee I make at home tastes so ASS!!! it’s all the same ingredients as at an overpriced coffee shop so what is the problem? is it because I don’t have any tattoos? like I’ll get a septum piercing I swear to god I will

[Greg @gr26ko]

@SamuelPortero1 @coupleofgaming Sent! gr26ko - modern

[Greg @gr26ko]

@rckn16_ @coupleofgaming Sent, same as my Twitter username. I’m modern

[Duolingo @duolingo]

both killed by a Cybertruck

RIP

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Jersey.