Lance🧟‍♂️

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Vhagar is younger and more beautiful

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

It’s so hot we just gotta die, it ain’t no way around it

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[helkum @he1kumwya]

just killed a fly with my hand so imagine how fast i’ll slap ts outta you

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Ain’t seen a ugly pregnant bitch in a minute u niggas getting smart I see

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[solé @layxsnv]

THEY CAN NEVERRRR MAKE ME HATE YOU😭

[unbanhitec @thxsiicko]

yall niggas ever had silent lunch ?

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

Now I’m not job shaming fr, but you gotta be a hating ass nigga to be a tow truck driver. You wake up every morning and your sole purpose is to fuck niggas day up

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i will kill you niggas with my bare hands if i find out you ruined my bitch day are you crazy?

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

you would’ve thought the nigga was hanging from the empire state building

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

No and you will remember at 9pm Saturday

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

So House of the Dragon decided to run back the Red Wedding for the first episode of this season I’m speechless, YOU HAVE RUINED MY SUNDAY IM GONNA CRY

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Hold that

[23 @23gotback]

my idgaf side evil asf

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Nigga beard is on 20% opacity