Brett Fischer

engineer | engineered performance | makeshift data (mad) scientist
i am just me

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

Can @GMC make a modern truck that starts in the cold? Or maybe one that has features my '95 @BMW had? Is its plan to make trucks less capable & more $$ to force us into electric? It's embarrassing my neighbor's '10 @Ford works just fine at 1/4 the price. Saw a @Dodge drive by...

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@EbaScouting @EBA_Buffa let's be honest, the true definition of strength is the ability to wear baggy 2000s sweatpants, tight rolled like the 80s, but high enough to create capris like the 60s (2010s), and not care what anybody thinks -- check out the schmuck in the background 💪

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

Nothing but bad attitude and cheap products from corporate @dunkindonuts. My boys keep asking why they didn't get sprinkled donuts. Buy #smallbusiness #ellisville @DonutPalace185

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

Welcome Engineered Performance to the neighborhood, just don't ask us for sugar--glucose, maybe. https://t.co/V8ZaqItwkW

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@o_feargal @leetaft Absolutely. This year every position drill/test will be shifted to afternoon and primetime tv--all 3 nights--if that tells you a bit about the money grab.

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@o_feargal @leetaft Analytics of last 10 yrs shows the greatest correlation to draft rd is the 40 yd @ .34, no other test breaks .15.
There's no sig combine test combo that correlates to yrs played or $$ earned.
Athletes-wiser to stay & finish their degree
Agents-wiser to keep the $15k training cost

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@Etymologicalist @bHoldwmhm @ASPCA Send me the dogs' IMDB links. So if they are paid, it isn't cruelty? I'm assuming the dogs signed a contract and waiver?

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

My wife made an interesting observation: how long does the @ASPCA let the animals suffer in their commercials? Why don't they help them immediately if they care about animals? Isn't filming animal cruelty, animal cruelty itself? #🤔

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

Hey @Menards, is an R-30 unfaced roll 22.7 sq. ft. (paper ad), or 27.5 sq. ft. (website)??
Mathematics says it should be 22.9 sq. ft. (assuming 1728 cubic inches per sq. ft.)(rounded DOWN to nearest tenth of course) #AskingForAFriend

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@Ronald_vanLoon @helpnetsecurity @AghiathChbib @arduino @JimHarris Either artificial intelligence doesn't have a clue about running, or unbeknownst to biomechanists, it has found the most efficient way to run and we have been doing it wrong for millennia...

[Parkway College Showcase @pkwycshowcase]

Congratulations to Kenzie Arnold of Lutheran South High School Friday night for being selected the player of the game vs Parkway Central @pkwycshowcase
#SoccerSTL #mosoccer #pkwyshowcase #618soccer #STLPreps

[Parkway College Showcase @pkwycshowcase]

Congratulations to Tessa Kreikemeieer of Marquette High School for being selected the player of the game vs New Trier on Saturday @pkwycshowcase
#SoccerSTL #mosoccer #pkwyshowcase #618soccer #STLPreps

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@philiprosedale I have the idea which takes this one step farther--the end game--but having trouble with a few organizations dragging their feet because I am not in the VR realm. If somebody has a way in, it would be worth their while.

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

.@nflcommish

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@SNFonNBC @NFL teach the return team to play soccer instead since the #NFL is a dying sport. Might as well be the #NFFL #NationalFlagFootballLeague

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@theNewTO81RL Just keep your feet moving out of your break...

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

Maybe if @Nike paid more 4 quality labor instead of exploiting forced & child labor they would get better quality. But then again if I was a "hero" & got paid $20M & free @Nike gear I could turn a blind eye & pretend to care about social inequality--but only 4 a select few. #Nope

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

7.13 BLM est
7.15 Kap takes 2nd from Aldon
8.15 Brown shot
8.16 Kap benched throws fit & sits on bench
9.16 Kap becomes puppet & takes knee
<9.18 Kap's activism in injustice is REteaching rights already taught in schools
9.18 @Nike takes the strings for profit
#WheresTheHeroics??

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@realDonaldTrump if @Nike was so concerned about fixing systemic racism, wouldn't they build shoe factories in the South Side of Chicago, North St. Louis, Baltimore, and Detroit? Wouldn't that give those communities jobs which would curb violence & police brutality? #BeARealHero

[Brett Fischer @gr8FITness]

@Nike says Kapernick is a hero; that he sacrificed something. I wish @Nike would explain that to Miguel's mom. He worked 2 jobs to pay for school, never had a problem w/a cop, yet was shot dead at 21 while standing on his front porch in StL. What was Kap doing at 21? #DoBetter