Explaining to my nail tech that I haven’t gotten a pedi in months because I’ve been traveling and haven’t had the time… this lil Vietnamese cutie patootie hits me with the “where you go they don’t have nail salons or what?”
Okay so now I have to KMS.
I love her 🥹
La rapera chicana @SnowThaProduct destruye a la derecha mexicana que la está atacando:
🗣️ "Antes de AMLO y Claudia, ¿México estaba mejor? ¿no había narcogobierno, gente en pobreza y corrupción? ¿todo el mundo tenía trabajo e beca a la universidad?"
IMPERDIBLE SU RESPUESTA:
Is it still casual if the guy you’ve been hooking up with for over 2 months shaved your initials into his pubes after you made a joke about it?
Asking for a friend 👀
every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
Mace: This guy approached me and I will tell you I felt threatened and harassed and as someone who's experienced trauma in her life and a lot of women will understand what I'm talking about, when some guy gets in your face and approaches you in an aggressive manner that he did and you feel like you are in danger, instinctively as women who have been through trauma and survived domestic abuse, you have two options. You can fight or flee and I'm a fighter. I've never stood back down from a fight.
the jubilee guy who was SO smug and self righteous in asserting his belief that government agencies get tax cuts for hiring Black people has really broken me. my brain can't handle his sheer existence, that clip is glitching my mind