Lee Mack operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn't speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t run behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising low-block temporal integrity
it’s great people want to vote the tories out it’s just a mad shame that they didn’t want it when there was a genuinely good person leading labour and not a closest tory transphobe
He’s always dressed like he’s just shit himself in a Toby Carvery and had to walk to the nearest Barnados to sort himself out.
If you ever voted for him you should fucking kill yourself.