Graciela Roscoe

It’s wrong to make fun of people, you know, but it’s so fun sometimes.

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

Still have never experienced anything more awkward than Dani telling Allison that Max likes her yabbos, in fact he loves them, in Hocus Pocus (1993).

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

Nick Lachey on the Love Is Blind Reunion (complimentary)

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

I think I’ve memorized my new debit card number within a week of receiving it, and the self-satisfaction I feel over it is nauseating and should be studied

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

Y’all just cannot make me hate Timothèe Chalamet

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

Guys my Dr. Pepper addiction is back in full swing. I’ve fallen back in love with the good doctor. I had a pretty serious fling with Cherry Coke Zero for a while but thanks to a newly discovered aspartame intolerance, my first love has resurfaced #drpepperbaby #itsgoodandnice

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

Dude that moment when you’re like “man I really want pizza tonight” only to remember that you ordered pizza last night and therefore have leftover pizza for tonight 🙌🏽🍕

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

I think someone should cast Madeline Brewer and Dove Cameron as sisters in some sort of psychological thriller. They don’t look ALIKE, but there’s some common thread there.

[𝑮𝒂𝒃𝒔 @abutlersz]

timothée clocking the tension between austin and matthew IMMEDIATELY like oh he’s one of US LMAOOO

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No I have all of the same thoughts 😭😭😭😭

[Jalen @jayjjalen]

so who was that scientist guy and why was he in the cave with that weird mind flayer flake and why was he insane enough to shoot a child

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

When Emma Thompson told Timothèe Chalamet that cutting his hair was like the story of Samson & Delilah on the Graham Norton show

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

If a genie granted me 3 wishes but they could only be weird, small, non-life changing things, one of mine would be that I never forget to order extra garlic dipping sauce at Papa John’s

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

Hey quick question when Celine Dion said “there were nights of endless pleasure, it was more than any laws allow,” what the fuck kind of sexy illegal escapades was she gettin up to

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

I really haven’t given this much thought at all, but I think if I could win a lifetime supply of anything, I’d want it to be Kleenex with lotion. I can’t believe how much of it I go through, I just spend so much frickin money on them tbh

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

I think it’s rude of Wordle to be like “Phew” when I get it in 6. Bitch, I still got it tho! You’re lucky I even still play you occasionally! I was only committed to you bc of your incidental relationship to the Mini and now that she wants to charge me you’re just a casual thing!

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

@diorvijane That sounds like a tv show! Oh wait it’s literally the first season of Grey’s Anatomy

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

I could make a lot of complaints about my dad. And I’m happy to. But I think watching reels on his phone at full volume while the tv is also loud is one of the things that makes this overstimulated gal want to tear her hair out.

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

.@Target needs to have a word with pretty much every grocery store about their paper bag design. How are they the only ones who nailed recyclable AND convenient? HANDLES, PEOPLE. I do not have the upper body strength to get all the groceries in one trip without handles on bags

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

When you bite into a Krispy Kreme glazed donut