Grace Goodheart

she/they. neurodivergent. 🌈 weights and nerd sh*t and feminism. “hypnotically caucasian”

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

God I love being an adult. I’m currently eating tater tot’s with nacho cheese and watching fleabag. How can life get better than this?

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

@EmilyGoodheart Is this about me

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

*mo, not no. My autocorrect hates that I’m learning another new language

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

I’m learning Tagalog for my partner and every time I play-aggressively go “gusto no ba away?” (Do u wanna fight?) his eyes light up and he tells me I’m beautiful and perfect and tbh this is how all men should react to that question

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

Watching Rose and Ed on 90 Day Fiancé with my Filipino bf is hilarious. Also, he grew up in the same city as Rose so that’s neat

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

Sometimes it’s just so important to call your sister and ask if you’re being an asshole so that she can tell you yes and you can apologize to your partner

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

Brought home a stray/abandoned kitty and it turns out she is old, deaf, and decrepit. My partner is 0% angry or annoyed about this. How.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

if you're a bi girl what is your taste in men and why is it so specific and feminine

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

PTSD but it’s an abbreviation for potato salad

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

Tia Mowry said her marriage was successful, but it ended because she had evolved. She spoke about divorce being a “graduation” not a failure, that success in a marriage is not about longevity but if two people are happy together. That message is gonna save some lives for real.

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

@jevanhutson I’m currently trying to make a lampshade out of them, as a supplement to MY Lexapro. Twinsies!

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

Oh and the most important one ofc:
-an SSRI

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

Things I have consumed today as a second-year attorney:
-coffee with vegan creamer
-a ginger-lemon “tea” that I made “for my health”

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

I’m losing my whole entire mind over this

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

I hope the people now complaining about prices at Goodwill understand that them buying and reselling thrift items is the reason that prices are up! And that people who may rely on secondhand clothing can no longer afford it!!

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

@Sleepygfsays Alternative suggestion: no thanks 🥰

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

@Sleepygfsays o shit I forgot you followed me my bad 🥰

[Grace Goodheart @gracegoodheart]

This man just told me he’s never had pumpkin bread what is the world coming to