Gracie

I hope you’re having a great day. I like to take pics.

[Gracie @graceinyoface]

I got pulled over for going 54 in a 45, said I was dyslexic. Guess who got a warning.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

There’s a woman being held on $500k bail, facing ‘murder charges’ for an ‘illegal abortion’ in Texas right now. Let that sink in…

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Born too late to discover new land and too early to discover new worlds but just in time to collect microplastics in my major organs

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

*gestures to toilet*
please have a seat and we'll begin your interview

[Gracie @graceinyoface]

@crystallawlis Periodt !

[Gracie @graceinyoface]

Caitlyn Jenner running for governor of California is hilarious and terrifying at the same time

[prance @bocxtop]

*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

nasa employee: oh hey jeff you’re back early

jeff bezos: moon’s unionized

nasa employee: what?

jeff bezos: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s unionized

[Jessica Cisneros @JCisnerosTX]

It’s like our planet is trying to tell us something...

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

as opposed to professional investors, who are famously propelled by a mix of generosity and love for all mankind

[𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖊 𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 @DEADENDSVIVIVI]

Nature is so beautiful if you stop for a second and really appreciate it...

[casual weekend mom @B20e]

I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/

[Gracie @graceinyoface]

This did not age well.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach

[Whitney Bryen @WhitneyBryen]

NEW: @OKCPD says the officers who fatally shot Bennie Edwards on Friday were not trained in crisis intervention. The 40-hour mental health training is voluntary and fewer than 14% of OKCPD officers have received it. Edwards was homeless and had bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.