grace

not superstitious, but i am a little stitious

[James “Sully” Sullivan @jamespesullivan]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

[Great Lake Jumper @TheRealDtox]

wake up , drink coffee, jump in lake , drive home

[⚘ ms kale 𓆝 ⚘ @leafyvegetabl]

the endless cycle of washing your hands and applying lotion

[Brittany Luse @bmluse]

cafe by me got a new barista who cannot make drinks or follow any directions from coworkers, but he smiled at each customer the way my husband did to me on our wedding day. every drink got fucked up, but everyone in there today was in love. aura x1000. cant hate the player!

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

when are Pope tryouts

[Linwail (looking for work!) @Linwailz]

I can’t handle this bathed rat someone posted on Reddit. Hilarious fella

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Why is everyone irish

[maeve mccormack @mcrmck13]

#badday

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

"getting your steps in" is such a secular way to describe something as religious as Taking a Long Walk

[𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔭𝔢𝔯, 𝔲 𝔯 𝔞 𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢⛓ @yvespolastri]

my inside out head or whatever the fuck

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

inspector at the baby carrot factory: ok first of all these need to be MUCH wetter

[maeve mccormack @mcrmck13]

@TheAlliSimpson_i thiink we can get #happybdayallisimpson trending! leets go everyonnee! shes suuch an awesome, beautiful girrl!

[phage @clubmoss_]

This would work on me

[Scottie Lee Meyers @ScottieMeyers]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Sorry for the delayed response, it's just that I don't give a shit about any of this. Not even a little

[Robert Kealy @9367003]

Nada