gɹeɪs ʃæ̃nə̃n

world's okayest linguist. she/her

[gɹeɪs ʃæ̃nə̃n @graceshantheman]

Having a degree in linguistics is a curse bc I just spent at least 15 minutes stressing over what verb tense to use in my Instagram caption

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you can’t handle me when I’m off my meds, that’s completely reasonable i am a nightmare

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

your honor can i hit my pen

[yo⁷ 요섭 @yosub]

hey (with the intention to cancel a meeting)

[Carly @MotherOfDasypus]

Why don’t Subarus have cup holders that fit a nalgene? Don’t they know their audience?

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[gɹeɪs ʃæ̃nə̃n @graceshantheman]

Every grocery store needs some sort of stall/counter for a fun lil drink (preferably caffeinated) bc that's really the only way I can get through the experience emotionally

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[ｘ𖤐 @xorrupts]

the fact that i exist irritates me at least once a day

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[gɹeɪs ʃæ̃nə̃n @graceshantheman]

Sorry can't talk - too busy watching the rain with the cats

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I MUST stop accusing people of having rancid vibes…. But my track record w the accusation is flawless

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

[gɹeɪs ʃæ̃nə̃n @graceshantheman]

And 10am is the start of the day

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[/dɹɪl/ @lingwintstics]

syntax trees are so stupid. when i look at it i dry heave and cry for help

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

of course D.W. grows up to be the absolute worst

[Gretchen McCulloch now at @gretchenmcc.bsky.social @GretchenAMcC]

tired: a language is a dialect with an army and a navy
wired: a language is just some dialects in a trenchcoat