Things I've learned today: the bathroom at work has motion sensor lights.
This timer is > the length of time it takes me to pee and scroll Twitter.
The bathroom gets DARK. like. Bitch black.
At least I'd already peed.
@ArrowsInAction weird question but what is your preferred salutation for business emails? Are you a 'talk soon,' or a 'best,' type of person. Idk why but my brain wants to know