𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕊𝕠 𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒✨

don't talk to me

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕊𝕠 𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒✨ @gracesoextra]

Me with my best fiend

[𑣲 @holylipss]

my type

[𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕊𝕠 𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒✨ @gracesoextra]

😭😭

[Bee 🐝 @Bumblinbeee]

Someone just told me “you deserve unproblematic dick” and ya know…that’s so fucking true wtf

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

you know its bad when people start telling you you are the strongest person they've ever met

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The older I get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don't fill me in, i don't want to know anything about anyone

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

[Praise @tufpraise]

Yo that parking lot chug will get you smacked IFYKYK

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA.
Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING TO YOU. Basic manners.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Raise your hand if you would be perfectly OK with this outcome.

[໊ @cdoll]

Me when I say my age and they tell me I look younger

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

How weird is it to be 27 and feel like you’re 21… Until you talk to someone who’s actually 21 and suddenly you feel 45.

[archi @i3kristine]

i miss my fav cheaters sigh

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke